Party of le queers and rated R shit usually made by 7 year olds scene

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by internetopia182

by internetopia182

-ohmygod here is the scene that every fanfic needs. the rated R scene and yussss I'm back on my tablet with theater ghetto people next to me fml anyways I'm thinking of making some story about these creepy drawings i draw in my notebook that makes people want to use a crucifix yay go antisocial faggotry

ONTO THE STORY MOTHER FRIVKLER PICKLE ANUSSS-

After Joey kissed Shane there was an awkward break through it, Joey was scared that Shane would hate him or never talk to him. But no, Shane did none of those he grabbed Joeys hips and shoved him up a wall then (Shoved ramen noodles in Joeys penial area woah dirty af woahhh so not pg wowie) intensely, crazily, lustfully, ravenously ate Joeys face out like a bag of funions (If you don't like funions then you are already labeled irrelevant and need our lords Lucifer and Hitler #prayn2satn4u) Before they could do the super homo scene they took a breath from the cannibalism kiss and Joey said, "We should take this upstairs Shane, I didn't organize this room well enough for our dirty minded readers." Shane sexily nodded and jumped to Joeys arms, they ran upstairs with the pubic hair whip and the plastic wrap on mostly everywhere in his room they both lustfully stared at each other then stripped down (no no no, no details no no no dirty naked homo boy description no no no guata lupe no roll that way) bare naked and yelled out "MAGICAL HOMO SEXY PENIS WOWIE TIME" and poof, things got hotty hot hot hot

Joey kept moaning when Shane shoved his sausage deeper in Joeys poop chute, Shane couldn't believe how wet Joeys anus wa-FUCK THIS SHIT IF YOU LIKE IT JUST GO ON PORN HUB AND CROP SHOEYS FACE ON THE PORNSTARS YE NAHSTEE CUNTFUCKER

{5 hours after the nahstee}

Shane and Joey were gasping for air after that nahstee, then Shane turned his head to Joey and asked "does.......this.....me...an.....wwwe......are....o...ffic...ial?" Joey stared at him and replied "I......Don't......know....fuck it I'm too lazy to talk like this its tiring for me and the author plus she's listening to the offspring right now to actually type" (yup, both true the song is 'the future is now' AND OMFG YUSSSSHSHSHSHS SYSTEM OF A DOWNS QUESTION IS ON *JUMPS OFF BUILDING AND FANGIRLS IN HELL* but I'm getting off topic o o p s) Shane nodded and Joey continued. "anyways, I'm not sure what about you" Shane smiled at Joeys innocent little voice and replied "Well maybe we should talk about it, like I'm not sure if I'm gay, bi or straight and It might ruin-" then a bunch of shoey shippers burst down the door and yell out "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE YOU MUST BE SUPER GAY" while taking pictures of them naked. When the fangirls were satisfied with their dick pics and Joey and Shane were finally alone they forcefully but in this story agreed they were official super gay. "Hey Shane!" Joey yelled out when Shane was about to leave. "Wanna stay here instead and watch some sister, sister besides my room is still dirty from the frickle frackle time" Shane nodded his head and replied "Yeah i'd like that, a day with my {fanfic not real life lol} boyfriend away from my.......troubles" Joey grabbed Shane by the waist and smirked. "Good, cause I would've thrown you in to the fangirl mosh pit of death if you didnt". Shane gave a small chuckle and kissed him.

Shane felt happy for once and probably only this one time bc lol fanfics have a lot of drama. But at least the author gave them a place to actually feel happy.

But at the window there stood a mysterious figure. "DAMN IT I KNEW THEY HAD A FLING" the figure said in his mind "I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LITTLE BITCH STOLE MY SHANE, I WILL SHOW HIM, I WILL SHOW HIM I CAN BE BETTER THAN THAT DUMB ASS JOEY" then the figure left giving off a small chuckle of super bitchy time. GOD DAMN IT AUTHOR! YOU HAD ONE MOTHER FUCKING JOB TO KEEP IT HAPPY BUT NOOOOOO I HAD TO MENTION IT UGH! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU, SO UNBEARABLE. (ikr and don't blame me narrator, blame most fanfic writers who pull this off) ugh whatever. And the super gayship couple stayed happy for that day and possibly that day only.

-whaaaaaaaaalllllllllleeeeeeeeeee now that this shittyness and maybe cliffhangover is done i'm so fucking tired and listening to my chemical romance while drawing more creepy creepiness wowe and i have a test tommorow, go unproductivity yay-