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Joeys P.O.V scene

-bootybootybooty, rockin that band merch. yay its a P.O.V-

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Wait what the hell is this

(this is your pov dumbass)

Whats a pov?!

(point of view which means your thoughts in present time)

So what you write is what im thinking and doing that sounds creepy

(ITS A FANFIC ALL OF THEM HAVE THESE)

Technically its your pov since i am not really-

(JUST DO THE FUCKING SCENE JOEY GOD DAMNIT)

alright! alright!

(this is a fucking fanfic just do what i type okay!)

I am pretty sure my real life self would be weirded out but okay if you say so

(ugh *face palms* just get on with the story)

okay jeez

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Omg i cant wait for shane to come to the "party" lol not really, i wanted to invite him so i can confess my love for him even though the readers already knew. Anyways i was getting my sexiest yet manly outfit on so i can arouse him, i wonder if he likes whips made out of dead people pubes...im getting off topic here. I was fixing my room for the next chapters soon to be sex scene tehehe, *river song voice* spoilers sweetie i'm so glad i finally have the chance to invite a boy over without my parents flipping crap on a cracker, oooo i better get my dramatic side ready just incase of some sexual orientation love drama that y'all's little fangirls love.

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~insert badass doorbell dubstep sound~

Oh yay!!! its Shane!!!!

"Hey Joey" oh his voice makes my manhood purr *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ironic jokes lel*

"Hey Shane" i respond "Whats up" he walks in eyeing that random piece of furniture because he is a weird lil shit like that i mean, come on. The fucker makes youtube videos in drag, anyways he goes grab the kool aid and fried chicken on the table and asks "Hey joey?" he mumbles while devouring some chicken "wheres your family?" I simply lied like a little bitch "oh they are out buying more beer and Doritos" ha. Like they would ever go outside the house, they would just burn down to ashes by even breathing sunlight *literal description of anti social people* Shane just nodded and went over to the couch, i grabbed a bowl of cheese ballsac- i mean..cheese balls O_o and leaped next to shane. I switched on the tv and. OH SHIT I FORGOT I WAS WATCHING THE CHEETAH GIRLS AND SISTER, SISTER BEFORE SHITSHITSHIT. I looked at shane and he was just squealing "OHEMGEE JOEY I LOVE IT FUCK THE MANLY SHIT" we suddenly transformed into hello kitty footies with feathery boas and sparkly tiaras singing along to the cheetah girls

*5 hours after the cheetah girls*

Shane was walking out the door and said "thanks Joey i had a fun time with you" i smiled and didn't lie like a bitch "i did too" we stared at each other then my mind was telling me "i feel like something should happen but i don't know" and then suddenly kingbach answered "dont let him leave boy, give him DUNDUNDUN THE D" and we all know you can trust a famous viner so i leaned in and kissed him

Then things got hot hot hot

Hotter than frerard

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*first of all I FINALLY UPDATED YAY

Second of all IF I WRITE MY COMMENTARY LIKE THIS THEN IM ON MY PHONE LEL IDEK

Third of all I LIKE DOCTOR WHO NOW YAY okie dokie bbz it is dark and im still cringing at the fact anthony padilla snuck in panic at the disco lyrics at game time with smosh onfq NEXT WE RIDE OFF THE JOEY TRAIN AND INTO CAPNDESDES QT POKEMON: ERECTON TOWARDS THE SEX SCENE THAT I WILL YET AGAIN BE TOO LAZY TO WRITE LATER FAGUETTES*