Loser gang bar and questioning sexuality bc sexy gay ship scene

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by internetopia182

by internetopia182

-I C U LION NXT 2 MI WITH WURDS I THOT ID NEVR SPEEK, AWEK N UNAFRED, ASHLEP OR DED. So here we are with the losers yay-

Shane got out of Hayley's car next to the loser bar. Shane was nervous, he had never been to a bar "don't worry Shane, it will be fine. The whole gang is there so lighten up" She gave him a warm smile and lead him inside. There were so many people but then there was a small corner with the gang, Shane smiled and waved at them. Hayley ran up to the girls and hugged them, Beatus patted his hand to a seat next to him and said "if you are wondering where Joey is he is at another fucking another guy from youtube named lasercorn so it might take a while. Shane nodded and ordered Chinese blood for his drink. Some girl named Amy lee asked "hey where the fuck are Gerard and fr- oh go NONONO NOT AGAIN" Brendon cried out "OMG THEY ARE A GAY SHIP NOW" Shane turned around and saw (get ready for frerard bitches) Frank passionately making out with Gerard with their hands down their pants. Fruit lupe said "i guess you and Joey are not the only queers in here" Shane asked "How did you guys turn out to be in a gay ship" Frank said "its a long....long....story.....it can even be made into a boyxboy fanfic like the one right now for you" he went back into making out with Gerard. Joey came in and said "well that's new" while zipping up his pants. Shane yelled out "hey Joey! whats up" Joey shrugged and said "i do not know, all i know is that i ended up in some guys bed with him playing nintendocore (oh fanfiction, tisn't it lovely) but anyways, im throwing a party for the super bowl, wanna come?" Shane knew nothing about football but wanted to see Joey more so he said "sure yeah" and they smiled at each other with that stupid connection shit again until fruit lupe broke it. "How wasted am i little sausage negros" Billie jean ran up to get fruit lupe and said "Don't mind her, she drank too much peppermint schnopps (big bang theory reference 8] lel)" the gang decided to

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leave the bar so they all went home and Shane kept texting about Joey to Hayley

H-dood u kno dat ur gey af n liek joey lol xDDDDDD

S- stfu u ho im str8 i liek bewbz n vag

H-rly? bc last tym te sluti cheer ppl wer in nood n u wer covrn ur eyes lol face it u liek te D

S-psssht nu

H-deel wit it u liek joey n joey lieks u

S-uhhhh wateva 5eva l8r

H-byyyyyyyyyyyyyeyeyeyeeyeyeeyeyey

Shane could not deal with the fact that he could be gay and like Joey, but he did have special connections with him. Shane decided to learn his sexuality the way everyone does. bye watching anime gay porn (someone told me what it was but i forgot. lol me and my insane outernet friends)

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AND BY THE DESICION OF THE AUTHOR AND FANGIRLS FEELS THE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER IS Shane was queer af and likes Joey.

-DyE fantasy worries me bc ew demonic sex worms and a gigantic penis robot anyways late 5eva im going to play guitar and listen to mcr ;^; le sad tears-