blue moon // cube smp group chat [✔]

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jordan loves will: we were in the same school

cow: laME

dabomb: bORING

im not dead: u gUYS SUCK

will loves jordan: hEY let him finish

jordan loves will: i was a sophomore while he was a freshman and he was always the quiet kid at the back and i was always in front with the cool ppl B)

will loves jordan: shhHh u weren't even that cool mr arrogant

jordan loves will: oh c'mon u know i was cooler than u ;)

boom: leSS FLIRTING MORE STORY-TELLING

jordan loves will: ok ok

jordan loves will: so one day me and my friends went to the gay bar and i saw him

jordan loves will: i went up to him and said "hey, ur from <school name, blocked for security reasons>, right??"

will loves jordan: "yeah, how'd u know??"

jordan loves will: "i wouldn't forget such a beautiful face like urs"

dabomb: *vomits at cheesiness*

im not dead: crINGE

pf has a dig bick: when jordan runs out of pick-up lines that he uses the ones for girls

will loves jordan: hEY im a bootiful boy :((

jordan loves will: ^^ i is agree

jordan loves will: anYWAY i asked him if he had a partner

jordan loves will: what did u say, willy ;))??

will loves jordan: fine i said i didn't

im not dead: wOW that was sO unEXpECteD

jordan loves will: shusHh boi

jordan loves will: so i said "good" and kissed him

jordan loves will: and his lips were sO SOFT

will loves jordan: he was sUCH A GOOD KISSER

will loves jordan: oh

b: 😍

jordan loves will: u thought i was a good kisser ;D??

will loves jordan: well u thought my lips were soft (;

will loves jordan: but i'd give only a 3 star review cos ur pick-up lines obviously came from the internet

jordan loves will: HEY D':

jordan loves will: waIT that's not the end

jordan loves will: we started making out and i grabbed his ass ;))

cow: gOD U RLY ARE A HORNY FUC KBOY

will loves jordan: ^^ that was my first thought when i felt him grope my arse

will loves jordan: i did the same to him cos he seemed to be asking for it :/

jordan loves will: eEKS

will loves jordan: he was wearing rly thin shorts ;)))

dabomb: diD u rLLy neED tO tELL uS alL thOSe deTAils

pf has a dig bick: both of ya r horny fuc kers

jordan loves will: ;D

will loves jordan: "wow" was the first thing he said when i pulled away BAHAHA

jordan loves will: iM SORRY U WERE SO SEXY IN THAT LIGHTING

jordan loves will: i waNTED TO FU CK U RIGHT THEN AND THERE

im not dead: nO TMI

will loves jordan: in the end he just asked for my number and then things worked out :)

jordan loves will: :D