blue moon // cube smp group chat [✔]

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smol bean: u guys planned this, didn't u??

pvpmaster20: planned what

smol bean: the sex

tall bean: damn right in there, aren't ya??

smol bean: right in ur a$$

tall bean: shut up

pf has a dig bick: kInKY

tall bean: hush boi

smol bean: hey weren't u the guy who was literally moaning "daddy i need u" in this bed a minute ago

tall bean: who?

smol bean: this guy called.. um *looks at smudged handwriting on palm* will kink-tong

tall bean: lmao u got the wrong guy m8

tall bean: i don't know what ur talking about

smol bean: i think i do, boo

smol bean: he's in the kitchen making me a sandwich

tall bean: no idea what ur on about

smol bean: just come back with my sandwich alreadyy

tall bean: pickles??

smol bean: no.

tall bean: ok

dabomb: u guys know that there r such things as 'private messaging'?

smol bean: mhm

dabomb: .-.

smol bean: wait so did guys plan it

pf has a dig bick: oops u caught me lmao

smol bean: i kNEw iT

smol bean: well thAnKs bUD u made will into a professional

smol bean: i swear he never used to listen this well

tall bean: shoosh

tall bean: i'm not prepared to have our intimate sex details released to these idiots

smol bean: like omfg he even shaved and stuff

smol bean: and fuck is he sexy in handcuffs and blindfolds and ribbons

tall bean: sHUT UP U HORNY FU CKER

smol bean: ohh godd there's cum everywhere on this bed

smol bean: we should rly clean it up before we leave

tall bean: i swear to god i will put pickles into this goddamn sandwich and ur gonna cry

smol bean: nO PLEASE NO PICKLES

tall bean: fine. then shut ur trash hole thank

smol bean: ):

dabomb: o h

b: d a m m

im not dead: *screams can be heard from afar*