GOT7 Jokes

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※GOT7 As A Doctor※

♚Doctor Mark♚

Nurse: *panic* Doctor, the patient is having a heart attack!

Mark: *silent*relax*

Nurse: Doctor, he's dying!

Mark: *silent*

Nurse: Doctor, why aren't you talking?!

Mark: What's the point of talking if the thing isn't important?

Nurse: *Sent to mental hospital*

The Patient: *died and buried peacefully. His ghost haunted Mark then Mark died too.*

♚Doctor Jinyoung♚

Patient: Doctor, my heart is broken. Can you help me to fix it? *clutching her chest*

Jinyoung: Broken heart? Wait, I have a book of it. *searches for the book and found it in the rusty dustbin*

Jinyoung: It says, the doctor should do aegyo. *frowns but then he does the aegyo* *buing~buing~*

Patient: *healed and the news spread like a wildfire* (absurd,I know)

♚Doctor Youngjae♚

The patient comes in, cupping his left ear.

Youngjae: Hello! What can I help you? *beams*

Patient: My left ear hurts.

Youngjae: *thinking how Jinyoung cured his patient* Maybe if I sing, you'll healed. *starts singing wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus*

Patient: *died on the spot because his ears had burst out bleeding non-stop due to Youngjae's voice*

Youngjae: Are you healed? *shaking the patient's dead body*

♚Doctor JB♚

JB: *serious face* How can I help you?

Patient: Why is your face so serious?

JB: Non of your business. *rolls eyes*

Patient: Why did you roll your eyes?

JB: I can do whatever I want! Now, get out if you didn't need my service! *lost patience*

Patient: I'm sorry. But why are you angry?

JB: *kills the patient with a needle*

♚Doctor Jackson♚

Jackson: ahahaahhaa!!! What happened to your face?! Hahahahaha!! *jumping and bouncing on the desk*

Patient: A swarm of bees stung my face. *Swollen face*

Jackson: ahahaha!!! *punches the patient's head repeatedly with all his strength* ahahahaha!!Was that better?! hahaha haahhaa

Patient: *faints*

♚BamBam♚

BamBam: *talking on the phone* Okay Okay. I'll be there in 5 minutes. I'm getting ready. *hangs up*

He takes a shower. Chooses the best doctor uniform. Picks shoes. Wears insoles. Applies make-up. Having breakfast.

(5 hours later)

BamBam: I am here! Where is the patient who needs to be operated? *walking proudly*

Nurse: He's dead.

BamBam: *stumbles then fall flat off the ground*coma for 7 seconds*

♚Doctor Yugyeom♚

Yugyeom: Miss, how can I help you? *in his soft voice*

Patient: *melting due to Yugyeom's cuteness*

Yugyeom: *shouts like a girl* Nurse! Somebody help!

Nurse: Yes Doc?

Yugyeom: You didn't tell me she has a melting decease! Now take her to the refrigerator and freeze her back to normal!

.*.*.*.*.*.*IGOT7*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

Hellouuu Chingus! Do you like it? I'm really sorry if you didn't but hey,don't blame me,I'm just a toddler.

Hoohoohoo... it's really hard for me to write for the first time but somehow I managed to finish it. ヽ(^。^)ノ

Okay bye! Thank you for reading .ヽ(^。^)ノ

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★Catrine★