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※GOT7 As A Girl※

Yugyeom: JB unnie!! I want to go shopping for my birthday party tonight. Can you go with m-

JB: No.

Yugyeom: Wae-

JB: I'm on my period.

Yugyeom: Haishh... Did you get on period every day? Never mind, I'll go to my BamBam.

Yugyeom: *in a cute voice* Bam Boohoo! Can you go out with me? *doing failed aegyo*

BamBam: Can't you see I'm busy? *busy filling her nails*

Yugyeom: Oh come onnn!!! I'm not really that poop. You love me right?

BamBam: I never love a giant.

Yugyeom: *sniffs sniffs* Bammie... I thought we're something special. But it's over now. There's no YugBam anymore. So sorry for the YugBam's shippers out there.
*storms away like a mad baby*

Yugyeom: *goes to Jinyoung* Eomma, I want to go shopping to buy new clothes for my birthday but nobody wants to go out with me. *cries*

Jinyoung: Go try to persuade Youngjae. I'm busy. *reading a magazine of How To Seduce A Peach*

Yugyeom: *goes to Youngjae's room and knocks* Unnie, can I come in?

Youngjae: ZZzz..

Yugyeom: Ah never mind. *goes to Mark*

Yugyeom: Mark unnie, do you love me?

Mark: *listening to music* ♬cause all of me..love all of you♪♩

Yugyeom: Really? Can I talk to you for a moment?

Mark: *switches song* ♬No baby you should go and love yourself ♬♩♪

Yugyeom: Wuahh!!! Wuahhh!! *crying and rolling on the floor*

Jackson: Oh baby Kyum.. what happened to you? Shush shush..

Yugyeom: Jackson unnie, nobody wants to go shopping with me..~

Jackson: Can't you go by yourself? You're already 19 years old.

Yugyeom: But unnie, what if someone would kill me?

Jackson: Haih~ never mind. Let's go!

Yugyeom: Gomawo unnie! Which shop we will go?

Jackson: Who says I'm going out with you?

Yugyeom: So, why are you asking me to go?

Jackson: It's just I have a date with Marky tonight. But my bras don't fit me. My boobs are too big! Can you lend me yours, please?

Yugyeom: ..

GOT7: ..

IGOT7: ..

ME: ..

THE WHOLE WORLD: ..


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Saengil chukka hamnida..
Saengil chukka hamnida!
Jigu eso uju eso,
Happy birthday to you..!!
Ichigo_Aqiqah

Hohoho!! Yeo dongsaeng, you're finally 14 years old. Chukkae Baby Jae!


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★Catrine★

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