GOT7 Jokes

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※When A Ghost Meets GOT7※

♚Jinyoung♚

Jinyoung: W-who are you?!

(⊙﹏⊙) *gulp*

Ghost: I came here to -

Jinyoung: I'll call the police!

Ghost: Hajima haji haji hajima!

Jinyoung: Yugyeom!! Can u come here and help me to kill this... wait, who are you again?!

Ghost: Relax buddy, I'm not going to kill-

Jinyoung: Help!! Mark hyung!

Ghost: Aish... you're so stubborn!

Jinyoung: Jack-

Ghost: Fine! Fine! Here! *hands Jinyoung a book*

Jinyoung: *blinks* Hmmm... this book looks interesting. But why did you give it to me? Are you trying to shut me up? *suspicious*

Ghost: Ah... no. It's just, whoever reads this book will die.

Jinyoung: *faints*

Ghost: See? You haven't read it but you died. Muahhahahaha!!!!

Mark: Can you shut up?!

Ghost: *turns to Mark* Hmmm... new prey. Hehehehe... *sinister laugh*

♚Mark♚

Ghost: *attempting until blue in the face to scare Mark*

Mark: ... *sits upright*quite*

Ghost: Aren't you scared of me?

Mark: You're not that important to be scared of. *puts headphones on*

Ghost: Oh come on... you ought to be scared of me!

Mark: Shooh!!!You're more annoying than Jackson! *farts the ghost away and it lands on Jackson who's doing a very dirty dance on a pole*

♚Jackson♚

The ghost hits Jackson's head.

Jackson: Ouch! Bitch! That hurts you know?!

Ghost: ⊙﹏⊙ *gulp* This Hong Kong guy is more scary.

Jackson: Hey b*tch! Who are you and why are you here?

Ghost: *quivering* Don't need to be r-rude. H-hehhe...

Jackson: *beats the ghost repeatedly as if it's a punch bag* The ghost thrown away and it lands on Youngjae with a loud thud* That's a payback for interrupting me from practising my sexy dance. *swings hips sassily*

♚Youngjae♚

Youngjae: Arghhh!!! Get away from me!!!

Ghost: Muahhaha!!! You're the best dude to fright over! *lingering on Youngjae's shoulder*

Youngjae: God!!! In the name of Father Son and Holy Spirit! I cast you out of this place!! *throws cartoons of holy water to the ghost*

Ghost: Seriously? You threw Dutch Lady milk on me?

Youngjae: *blinks* This...isn't holy water? *priceless face*

Yugyeom: Hey!!! Where goes all my milk?

Youngjae: Oh no. Worst news. *sprint away*

♚Yugyeom♚

*eyes the ghost suspiciously*

Yugyeom: Who are you and why are you soaked in white water?

Ghost: *trembling in fear*

Yugyeom: Wait, what happened to these cartoons of milk scattered everywhere?

Yugyeom: You...You stole them didn't you?!

Ghost: N-no. It's just... that gu-

Yugyeom: Don't no me. Now get out before I rip your throat down to your useless heart.

The so-called ghost wouldn't even budge so Yugyeom unleashes his maknae's fury and gives the poor ghost a 360° tornado kick makes the ghost slammed on a door. Hard.

♚JB♚

The door creaked open then the very strict face of JB comes into view.

Ghost: *about to say something but the door slammed shut on its swollen face and broke its nose.*

The ghost bursts out into tears. Walking away in a weak pace.

Then it saw a happy-looking lad and runs towards him.

'He is a nice boy' the ghost thought.

♚BamBam♚

BamBam: I had a dream. I dreamt of a ghost. So scary~ I dreamt again after eating a cheeseburger~ *practising real hard to beat Jinyoung's aegyo*

Ghost: *He has a cheeseburger and I'm hungry. I better befriend with him. hehehe* Hello lad!

BamBam: Yah!! Nuguya?!

Ghost: You don't know me but I'll tell you who I am if you gimme a cheeseburger.

BamBam: I don't have any, mian. Where are you from?

Ghost: Hail from Hell. *proud*

BamBam: Ouwhh.. No wonder you're ugly.

Ghost: Mwo?!

BamBam: JB hyung always says that people from hell are ugly. I thought that was a racist but as a matter of fact, it's true for no doubt. You're hideous!

Ghost: *cries blood and die*

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