Chapter 6

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I opened my eyes and we were at home.  What the hell happened last night? I was layed out on the sofa and Harley was on the floor, it was clear she passed out. The room was spinning. I got up and nearly fell back down, on top of Harley. I wobbled into the kitchen and opened up the fridge. Apparently bacon  and eggs is a good hangover cure. I turn on a hob on the stove and go to the fridge for butter. I scoop out a little bit and put it onto a small frying pan that was sitting on the draining board. I get out the bacon and one egg. I get out two rashers of bacon and hear the satisfying sizzling as it hits the pan. I get out the stick of baguette that I made  a few nights ago and cut off a relatively long piece. I butter it and go to turn the bacon over. I wait a few minutes and turn it again. Then I added the egg and decided that I want it scrambled. The bacon wasn't done yet so I just added the scrambled egg to the sandwich and added black Pepper. Then Harley staggered in.
"I feel like shit," She mumbled.
"So do I," I mumble back.
"What are you-" She takes one look at the bacon, gags, then runs quickly out, with her hand up to her mouth. Then about 10 seconds later I can hear her throwing up upstairs. I shake my head and turn off the stove. I take off the bacon which was now done and put in in with the scrambled egg. I add ketchup and then try it out. The entire time it was cooking it was hard not to do what Harley just did, but I plucked up the courage and took a bite. The second I swallowed I felt just a little bit better, but it still hurt. Harley came back down, wobbling just a little.
"That's the headache gone, now my belly hurts from heaving." she said rubbing her flat stomach. I scoff at her and carry on eating.
"Want some?" I offer to Harley. She shakes her head in disgust and slopes off to our room. I think she just needs to sleep away the hangover. I don't hear any movement so I presume she's gone to sleep. I wonder what Joker would do if he was here? He would probably be all over Harley, trying to make her feel happy, but then make her feel like a piece of shit and leave me to deal with her. Poor Harley. She's so deeply in love with him and he doesn't give a flying fuck about her most the time clearly. I don't understand what she sees in him to be honest, he used to hurt me a little as well, but that was quite rare. And anyway he cares about me as much as he does Harley and he chose to come back for me that time. Harley wants to get him out of jail so they can adopt me and then we are going to go up to where they keep the chemical baths and make me well and truly insane. I can't wait for this day to come so Harley and I are working out a plan to break  him out of jail. 
I still feel like shit. I stumble upstairs to check on Harley. She was writing something on a dark bloodstained  notebook Mr J gave her. A smile spread across her pretty face when she saw me.
"Look it," She said cheerfully. She held up the notebook and there was alot of complicated arrows and labeled writing and a few drawings. I walked over further so my face was right in it and peered at it closely. It was a plan to save puddin. I nodded as Harley talked me through it. I'm not going to lie it's a pretty good plan and I know it's going to work. Probably. There was alot of things needed but Harley can get the really big things, like the gas to make the guards pass out. Then I'll get the easy things like the ladders and the special phone thing that can track how close we all are. Joker most likely has his on him, he has a purple one, Harley's is red and mines pink.
"So, When are we going to do this exactly?" I ask Harley. She jumped out of bed and a psychopathic smile spread across her doll face.
"We can start today and prepare for this time next week if you think we can do it," She said daydreaming, her pale arms folded. I looked at her and she looked at me. We both smiled and started looking around the room for the things we needed to bring our Joker back.

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