Harley and me (Book 1)

Chapter 12

When we get home at last, I go and look in the mirror. My skin was ghostly pale and my hair had gone a few shades lighter in places. I think it's time for a new look. I think for ages about what I want, then I run to the bedroom and find my sketchbook. I draw out what I want to look like and then wonder if I could make myself a new dress. Harley had a tattoo gun somewhere so maybe I could give myself a few tattoos and then come down and impress Harley and Joker. I go downstairs. Harley and Joker were probably busy doing adult things to eachother that I don't even want to think about. I take my pink handgun and put it in my bra. I leave the house and walk to the fancy dress shop that was about 10 minutes away from the house. When I go in, there is a chubby man daydreaming boredly at the desk. There are alot of different color dresses hanging up, especially doll style. I pick out a black one, and then a candy pink and white gingham one, both with white lacy collers and white lace trimming at the bottom, not even looking at the price tags. I go round to the back to where the hair dyes were. I pick out a red and a blue because Harley's dye was coming off now she's jumped in the bleach and I got Joker his lime green. For myself I get a bleach blonde, which hopefully will take and then a dark raven black. I then go to where the coloured contacts were and picked out a blue pair. Then I went up to the till and walk past the chubby man.
"Hey," he shouts angrily. Annoyed, I pull out my gun and shoot him in the head. He falls to the floor. I trudge off home, my arms full. When I get home, it was completely silent. I get upstairs and get started. I hide the red, blue and green hair dye in my bed and take the blonde and black one to the bathroom. I tie my hair into even bunches, with a straight parting down the middle. I decide to do the black first. I follow the instructions to the mixture and take out my hair on my left side. I dye the entire side and I'm careful not to go onto the other side. I then decide to do both dyes at the same time, so I do the same on the right side, with the blonde dye. While I'm waiting for the time to be up so I could wash it out, I get into my room and look at my dresses. I get some scissors and cut them both carefully in half. I then find some black and white  thread and take the left half of the pink and white dress and the right half of the black one and I sewed them together, creating a split personality dress. I go to the mirror and hold it up to my body, it contrasted beautifully with my blonde and black hair, which was now time to wash out. I wash it until the dye was all gone and then I blow dry it straight. I tie the blonde part up into a bunch and find my small, pink bow to put in. I put on the dress and get out the coloured contacts. I only put one in on my girly side, my natural eye color is brown and I want my black side to be as dark as possible. I was basically done. I brush the dark side of my hair that was hanging loose and I look under Harley's bed to find her tattoo gun and sone black ink. I sort out the gun and the ink and get busy. I go over the 'love' tattoo on the side of my left wrist (the dark side) and sign underneath it with a kiss. Then I wanted a tattoo to link to Harley so I tattoo a diamond on the girly side cheek, the same place as Harley has her heart. I would add more if I wanted more, but I think for now I'm fine. I stand up and smooth my dress, getting ready to introduce my new look to Joker and Harley. I pick up my pink revolver and go to Jokers office where I know they would be. I knock harshly and wait until Joker growls at me to come in. I open the door with my revolver and come in to them gawping at me. I sexily raise my eyebrow.
"Do you wanna kill the batman?" I ask, striking a pose.