Harley and me (Book 1)

Chapter 7

"We should do this Joker style!" She said devilishly. I smiled and nearly laughed as a great idea spread across my mind. I jumped up and quickly ran down into storage. I rummaged through all the boxes until I found Harley's old rubics cube puzzle from the asylum and  ran back upstairs with it, laughing coldly.
"Do we have any food coloring left?" I ask a confused Harley.
"Probabl- I mean yeah...Why?" She says blankly.
"Go and get the chemicals used to gas people out," I command her. She sighs then goes into storage. I go out into the kitchen and get out 5 bowls.
"Where you at?" Harley called out.
"Kitchen,"
Harley stumbles in with her arms full of bottles.
"Your acting so strange," Harley chuckles nervously. "What are you even doing, babe?" I gently take the bottles off her and pour an equal looking amount of each chemical into all the bowls. Harley watches, confused. I look for the food coloring and take out the red, green, blue, black and yellow and add a few drops from each one into any of the bowls, so I had red liquid, blue yellow green and black. I get a knife and before Harley could stop me I plunge it into the rubiks cube.  I pour all the liquids into it and then put it in the kettle that I just switched on. Its the closest thing to a chemical bath we have. Harley grinned and walked up to me. She put her face in mine so we were practically nose to nose.
"Now that was gangster!" She whispered loudly, laughing a little. I laughed back at her and nuzzled my face into her perfume scented neck. She lifted me off.
"Come on, dopey we have shit to do!" She cried. She explained she was going to call Bunnie to get him to bring us round a van to take everything with us for the great escape. She ordered me to go and get the self expanding ladder that Joker stole from Bats once. I went into storage and found the pocket sized stolen good and didn't dare touch the red button. Harley got out her massive wooden hammer and told me to find any other weapons that belong to us. I went and found Harley's black and gold love/hate revolver and got her goodnight bat. She swung it round and round and kept posing with it, making me laugh. I found an entire box of illegal guns and brought it up to Harley. I found my old pink and white shotgun that Joker got me as a 'welcome to the family' gift. We were looking through the box for about half an hour or longer, choosing carefully, we can't mess this up.
"Go outside and Check if Bunnie is here yet,"
I got up and walked outside. There was no sign of him. I waited for a full 5 minutes until A purple transit with the license plate reading 'Joker' in gold and black. I beamed at the tall dark dude who got out the van smirking.
"Ain't this a beauty!" I tell him.
"Who, the van or me?" he said cheekily.
"Shut the fuck up, Bunnie I'm a fucking child," I giggle, playing along. "Yeah we'll take it," I tell him.
"Go get Harley," he said. I didn't need to, Harley came out with my pink shotgun. under her arm and realizing what she was doing quickly threw it back indoors, then looked around to see if anyone saw.
"No one saw Harley," I say. She sighed in relief.
"This is a good vehicle," Harley nodded, looking around sheepishly. She looked at Bunnie.
"Cheers for bringing this," She grinned polietly at him. Bunnie threw her the keys and set off through the greenery. Harley looked at me and let out a shocked laugh.
"I thought it was gonna take a few days! This means we can set off either late tonight or tomorrow, depending on how long it takes for us to get everything ready," Harley cheered.
"We're going to be a little family again!" I cry, jumping up and down. Harley suddenly lifts me up and spins me round. I laugh hysterically. She puts me down and we run inside together.