Harley and me (Book 1)

Chapter 13

Joker approvingly raised an eyebrow, the same as I did.
"So this is what you felt like," Harley said, being sassy.
"Huh? What do you mean?" I say confused.
"We knew you were going to want to change your look, it's a natural side effect from chemical baths. Your going to want to look completely different from what you used to, that's why we went out of your way for a while," Joker explained. I remembered the hair dye.
"Wait here I got you presents!" I run and get all three dyes and come back down.
"Close your eyes, both of you," I order. They obey, I quietly put down their dyes and then tell them to open their eyes. They both had thoughtful looks on their faces.
"Oh, honey! What a thoughtful child, exactly my colour!" He said, like you would say to a five year old when they draw a picture of you. I smile at him pathetically and Harley came over and gave me a big 'thank you' hug. She planted a kiss on the dark side of my hair, probably leaving a red lipstick mark on my new black hair. My body burned from the chemicals and certain parts of my body ached from my new tattoos.
"So you guys never answered my question," I say haughtily.
"What was that again?" Joker turns to Harley.
"If we wanted to kill batsy," She replied, lovingly rolling her eyes at him.
"Huh? Maybe another time. Possibly today, if I'm not busy, He grunts. I raise an eyebrow at him and leave them alone. I go up to the kitchen and get a needle. I need piercings, and possibly extra tattoos. I slope off to my room and get out Harley's tattoo gun again. I went into my hot pink folder and got out the tattoo images that I liked and printed off years ago at school. The first one was on the side of my stomach, the girly side. It had thick swirls and patterns and looked like a battle mark. It was shaded in and it hurt alot to do. The next was behind my ear, which involved alot of mirrors and tissues. It had thinner swirls and stars and was quite long, not much longer that 7cm. I was pleased with the result, which half stopped me crying my eyes out. I then tattooed a lacy, jungle style pink and green flower crown, the whole way round my ankle. I was in so much pain, I decided to leave off my tattoos until in a week and made a start on my piercings. I first of all did my nose, it didn't really hurt, just a bit of a shock. A tiny bead of blood formed where the needle had been, but that was the worst of my injuries. I stuck in a very beautiful, bright diamond nose stud, which almost blinded you with it's rainbow glitter shine. On my dark side I pierced the inside part of my ear twice, one next to the other, leaving a little space in between. I used one gold and one silver stud. I then pierced my cartilage on the same ear slightly above it, with a silver ring this time instead of a stud.  Then, on the other ear, I did the part just above where the lobe is and put in a silver stud. I decided to change the pale sapphires that were in my first holes in my lobe, so I found my pink glittery around the edges 3D roses that I got when I was in year 8. I put one of them in my lobe hole on my girly side. Then I got out my black sharpie and coloured in the other one. I was about to screw this one in when the door opened. The pair of them stood there, Harley behind Joker, she was in the same clothes she wore when she was in task force X.
"I thought you two burned them once Harley was out of prison?" I said nodding at Harley's outfit.
"Nah kiddo, wanted to keep the memories," he nodded back. We were silent for a moment. Joker killed the silence almost instantly.
"WELL YA WANNA KILL THIS BAT OR NOT," he yelled impatiently. I grinned proudly. He accepted my idea for once! I leaped up and went to them. Harley passed me my gun and a few escape tools and I put them under my new dress where I sewed some pockets. I beamed at Harley as we raced arm in arm down to the van.