Hey guys sorry that I havn't uploaded in a while but I was up to my neck in exams. Anyway pls enjoy and if you don't like I honestly don't care but no hate messages got it? Anyway to the story
P.S This story is dedicated to my friends Rebekah and Stacey
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It was just a normal Wednesday. My friends and I were sitting on our desks talking. Correction they were talking, I was drawing, lost in my own little world. I was so absorbed that I didn't even notice the silence that had fallen on the class.
Suddenly my drawing pad was ripped from my hands. I looked up. Standing before me, at just four feet with horrible grey hair, was Mrs Debbrin, my english teacher. Who, for some reason has hated me ever since I put a dead mouse on her desk. Ever since then its been copy after copy, for no reason at all!! Her pig-like eyes got even smaller as she looked through my drawing pad. I prayed she wouldn't recognize the victim in each drawing, but judging from her expression it was not a possibility, She did NOT look happy.
'Ms.Adams!'
I jumped and swallowed nervously,
'Um... Yes Mrs.Debbrin?'
'Care to explain to me just what are these?'
'Um..No?'
Her eyer narrowed and she glared at me looking like she wished she could cut my head off.
'I mean of course I would like to explain.'
She waited silently,
'Well? Come on out with it!'
'Would you believe me if I told you they were just doodles and that they have absolutely no meaning whatsoever?'
She raised one horribly-in-need-of-plucking eyebrow, and said in a super-sweet sugary voice,
'No'
I sighed,
'They honestly are just doodles Miss,'
'Oh really? well I wasn't aware that doodles are always drawn to such perfection.'
I laughed nervously and said,
'Well what can I say, I'm a perfectionist.'
She pointed to a figure on the pad.
'And just who,' she said, ' is this?'
I gulped and didn't answer. I could hear my friends, Becks and Shortstack;, laughing behind me. Yeah sure laugh I said silently, You're not the ones who are being treated like the Devil's spawn. Her temper started to rise and she said,
'I asked you a question Ms.Adams!'
'Well they're you Miss.'
'Really, and just what is happening to me in these "doodles"?'
'Oh nothing Miss, just my fantasies..I mean my nightmares.'
Becks and Shortstack nearly wet themselves laughing.
'Ms. Adams!'
'What?'
She bristled and said,
'Don't use that tone with me young lady! Now I demand to know what these drawings are!!'
'You really wanna know? Well basically they're all of you being either maimed, crushed, eaten and basically ending up dead!'
The sentence was out of my mouth before I could stop it. I covered my mouth in horror. Mrs.Debbrin looked so mad she turned purple!! She took a deep breath and said,
'To the Principal's office...NOW!
I sighed, picked up my stuff and left.
*******
Suspension.
That is what you get when you fantasize about killing your teacher. For how long? A week. T o tell you the truth, I was thrilled. I mean a week without seeing that old hag's face seemed like a pretty good deal to me. My mum on the other hand didn't feel the same way. She probably felt like ripping me up into little pieces and feeding me to the dogs. But the best part was that I had a whole week to plan my revenge.
'Now how should I do it?'
I started flipping through my drawing pad,
'Aha! No.327 is perfect!!'
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Mrs.Deebrin was just stepping into the bath when the doorbell rang. She sighed and went to open the door...and stepped right into a pit filled with...wait for it..scorpions. Poor Mrs.Debbrin didn't even stand a chance!
When I got back to school my friends told me that although everyone knew that Mrs.Debbrin had been killed by scorpions, The police didn't find any, not even one!
I just shrugged and looked out of the window. Just in time to see a white van with the words 'Adams' Poisonous Pets' pull away from the curb. And I thought,
I wonder how my cousin's reptile business is doing...
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One-Shots
HumorA collection of one-shots varying in genre's and are basically stories that pop into my head. (This was previously known as A guide to Free Lessons) Although the cover looks creepy, believe me its not all that.