I am Harley (completed)

normal is for loosers.

Harleys p.o.v

Sure, a marriage and a family is what normally is considered as normal right? But not when the family is related to the joker and harley quinn, now thats different and far from normal in every way possible.

As a little girl, wayyyy back when i was "normal" (which i never really was...) i dreamed of a perfect family with a perfect life. Then when i lost my parents i believed that that would never truely happen but i defied what i thought could never happen

For once in my short complicated life i am happy. I have found the real me and i like it, im happy with the way i look. The way i deal with things and the exciting  things i have done and found . At the age of 11 i was cutting, At the age of 13 i was close to suicide and now look where i am.  All thanks to my mistah j and my beautiful children...

end of p.o.v

"hows my wife today?" he smirked

"im good hows my husband" i giggled

"im fastastic baby girl" he said tickling me and running upstairs

jokers p.o.v

being married was insane. Like i have to put up with bitch until she dies or until she gets bored, and knowing her im going to have to deal with this bitch for a helluva long time. Any way i know after the wedding youre meant to go on a honeymoon but eh , whats the point in one of those?]

So for criminals i decided to create something called a crimemoon or a killermoon something funky like that where you go to a whole lot of different places and do a helluva lot of murdering and torturing and shit like that... now THAT sounds exciting right?

If you thought no to that then youre totally boring and need some crazy juice pumping into your veins BUT if you thought yes then me and you should totally be friends and stuff because killermoons will be the next big thing for the IT couples of different countries (id say in gotham but me and my queen are the IT couple in this country)

End of P.O.V

we raced upstairs to get the girls from their rooms, they had grown so much since they had been born and they had begun to show their insanity. i just hope as they grew into beutiful toddlers then children then teens they didnt urt anybody, i hope that they could choose their own paths eventually. None of us wanted them to end up like their dad or me.

We didnt want them in trouble with the bat, we wanted them to have as norma of a life as they could. Then choose what happened to them later on in their adult lives. If one day they grew up to be like us then fine i would be happy with that. it shows that we are some what role models and we would appriciate that.