Adult-child and the Prank War

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Waking up to horrible children screaming on a Sunday morning at a time of before 6am is a pain in the ass and a law should be made that teenagers shouldn't wake up before 11 on a weekend. Now you're first thought is probably its the baby Jaycee screaming. My answer is that it is not Jaycee, it happens to be her father.

I think everyone came running down to see what the noise was about and we saw Caleb sitting on the pristine white tiles of the kitchen with an empty tub of rainbow ice-cream. I think everyone sighed out in relief that no one was hurt and than the screaming started again. Caleb sat there, staring at us with tears falling down his face and sucking on the spoon while Jaycee stared at him in awe, a teddy bear in one hand and a baby bottle in the other.

"Caleb! Why are you on the ground? I swear to god you never learn!" An angry shout was heard and  everyone stepped back at once at the angry expression that crossed Bethany's face as she stared at my brother, who happened to be the love of her life.

"There's no ice-cream left!" He cried out to her and her response was to hit him over the head and pick up Jaycee, leaving him on the ground by himself before walking off back upstairs.

"The door of our bedroom is going to be locked in two minutes and if you aren't there, you can't get in and have cuddles!" Her shout was heard and I don't think I've ever seen my brother move so fast, he as up within seconds and sprinting up the stairs.

"Well thats one way to start the day," Coby muttered and we nodded our heads in agreement. What happened next is even worse and sent all my brothers into pretty angry looks.

Vanessa walked in with Zac in tow in just her bra and panties and Zac in a pair of boxers and the familiar lock of Zac's car went off.

"Vanessa Anne Montez! Where have you been? And why are you just returning at 6am?!?" Chase spat out and I watched my sister blank as she didn't know how to respond to this. She looked at me to help and my only thought was to tell the truth about yesterday's morning adventures getting back in the house.

"Hey! Don't get angry at them, if you aren't going to get angry at them." I spoke carefully and with an edge of warning. Dylan's head span so fast to look at me, I thought it would snap or he would at least have whiplash.

"And what did you do, Gabriella Emily Montez?" Dylan's tone was hard and I knew I was so dead at the end of this.

"Well you see... yesterday... you know how when Coby, Caleb and Jaycee went to wake up Troy and me?" All the boys, nodded their heads and I thought it was safe to continue as no one had figured out what I was going on about. "Well... umm... Troy and I had actually spent the night at his and than snuck over to ours by using the tree near his window thats in between ours and we got stuck because he forgot his key and than Sage came over and helped us. And yeah, so we lied."

"Room. Go now, both of you. Zac included. Coby go get Troy. Sage I want you in there with Aaron. Don't bother arguing. Go now!" Dylan spoke with an even voice that had us all shaking in fear. At least I got to see my boyfriend earlier than I planned.

"Hold it! Dylan what do you think you are doing?" A booming voice was heard and everyone turned their heads for us to become face to face with Papa, who did not look in a good mood. "Explain now, because I heard every word than."

"Well, uh dad you see, umm, well I was going to tell them off for coming home very early in the morning after they'd told us they were going to be home the night before." Dylan got out in a nervous tone as he looked up at Papa.

"Well. I'm going to tell you something funny, Dylan. I knew where they were because they had told me and they didn't tell you guys because they knew you guys would get angry and wouldn't let them. They are old enough to make their own decisions and I have told them that the only thing they can't do is get pregnant for the girls and for the boys its not to get anyone pregnant." Papa explained and Ness, Sage and I smirked at the boys who looked shocked at what Papa had said about us girls.

"What about Caleb? He already got someone pregnant. Does he get punished?" Corbyn questioned and I think we all groaned in unison.

"No, because I have a beautiful granddaughter and he's over 18." Papa said before walking off and Ness, Sage and I burst into cheers, along with Lauren, Kaci and Laci.

"We'll be talking later," Coby looked us dead in the eye and we all rolled our eyes in annoyance. Seriously does he ever give up?

"Oh my god Caleb! Piss off! Just because our child has gone to get her doll doesn't mean you can jump me!" A annoyed mixed with amused voice floated from upstairs and than footsteps were heard and Bethany appeared before us. "I don't know how you people can be family with that fucking idiot! Oh my god, he's like a child!"

"You've been dating me for 6 years! So you have to deal with me because you love me!" Caleb's childish voice rang throughout the house and not even a couple seconds later he had Bethany trapped in his arms and Jaycee on his back.

"Yeah I do love you," she sighed out and they left.

"Happy family they are," Zac noted and we all laughed. Zac was as confused as the rest of us and voiced our thoughts.

A few hours later

If you thought my morning was weird than I can honestly tell you it got weirder. You see, I realised Caleb is a lot like Xander, Noah's friend, and they decided to spend the entire day pranking everyone. They've started a prank war and after they got Zac involved it worsened. Zac is like the King of Pranking, except here's the thing, he was double crossing them. Zac was playing for our team and theirs but mostly ours and kept trashing their pranks.

It turned into a full out prank war and when Papa and Mami got involved it got even worse because as I've just figured out Caleb took Mami's crazy side and is now demonstrating that to all of us.

Its dinner now and my team which is everyone take Caleb and Xander are sitting their waiting for the big finale which Zac is setting up at this exact moment. The first part of it involves when they out cream on their pancakes because them two decided to have pancakes as their starter before the real dinner. Zac has offered to make it and is now instead of putting whipped cream on it, its now covered in shaving cream.

The next part is that Zac has stolen a mannequin hand and he actually did this prank on the HSM set and its where he uses that as his hand and puts his real hand in his shirt. Every time, either Caleb or Xander, asks him anything, boom his real hands pushes against his shirt and looks like something is coming out of his stomach. And lastly is just a food fight and everyone is picking on Caleb and Xander.

"Here's your pancakes," Zac said politely, placing their pancakes in front of them and when they took their first bites, everyone had their phones secretly out. What shocked us is that Caleb actually ate the entire thing.

"Thanks for the shaving cream Zac!" Caleb directed at Zac and Zac's hand jumped out of his shirt and Caleb's reaction was the funniest thing I've ever seen. He screamed like a little girl before falling off his chair and Xander's was near the same. This has made my day.

Stealthily I watched Vanessa pick up the bottle of tomato sauce before jumping across the table and squirting Caleb everywhere and Xander was hit by Sage and now the food fight has started.

It was nuts, but it was perfect....

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