Once upon a time, a lonely person with far too much time on their hands (me) created a fake Instagram account called GodOfTea. She created many rules to live by through this experience, and decided to publish it for the world too see. Do not take an...
Let's start this chapter off with some sassy lemon tea. (The first rule of tea is that tea is sassy if it has a lemon or straw)
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Ah, look at that sassy lemon. Anyway, let's get to how to tell if a boy is in love with you. The lower the number, the more important it is. Number one is the most important, number two is less important, and so on.
1) If he talks to you. -Even if it's just in school, and he bumps into and says "sorry." Or even if he said "Get out of my way your jerk!" He still is in love with you.
2) If he is willingly in the same room with you. -Again, let's use school as an example. You may think that this theory is flawed, since nearly everyone goes to school willingly, and that would mean everyone is in love with you. Well it's not flawed, you're just super lovable!
3) If he used any emotion words around you. -This category would obviously include things like "love" or "happy." But this would also include any words that hint at emotion. Ex: hate, bored, tired, lazy... even chair! Because chair is totally an emotion. When you sit in a chair, you are happy to have somewhere to sit, so chair means happy! You can use this logic with nearly any word. Almost any word is an emotion word to signal that a guy is head over heels for you!
4) If he talks about his family. -This includes thins like "My great uncle just died." Even if he's addressing a group, it's totally cause he's into you.
5) If he gives you something. -Ex: gift, food, punch in the face for being a jerk, roses, etc.
6) If he invites you to his house. -Note: stalking someone to their house is basically the same as being invited
7) If he is alive. -Because someone kinda has to be alive to be able to be in love.
8) If he tells you he loves you. -This step is the least important one, because it doesn't matter as much. It's really just a bonus step. Ex: "I love you!" "I'm in love with you!" "I would love it if you would jump off a cliff and die!" "Marry me!"
I hope this helped you to figure out if that certain someone wants to be more than just friends. According this logic, everyone of the male gender is in love with me. Guess I'm just that popular! And you are too! Until next time, Nathan needs more tea.
