Welcome to the guide to the flirting levels (according to musicals)! Let's start this segment off with some love tea.
Level 1- Unsanvi
From the musical In The Heights, by Lin Manuel Miranda (dat dude who made Hamilton). Usnavi level is where you aren't good at flirting, and you lack confidence.Level 2- Aaron Burr
From Hamilton, this level of flirting is where you aren't good at flirting, but you have confidence.Level 3- Dewey Finn
From School of Rock, this level of flirtation is where you can manage to have someone of the female species mildly enjoy your company over the course of about two months.Level 4- Benny
Yet again from In The Heights, this level is where you are capable of making someone fall in love with you over the course of a summer.Level 5- Alexander Hamilton
This level of flirtation allows you to have three women and one male to be in love with you for nothing more than having "peach fuzz", eyes, and the ability to write and speak more adequately than the average Bethany.
To know if someone is in love with you, turn to chapter one to find out! :D
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