Today enjoy this fat manatee cuz manatees are mermaid potatoes of joy
Okay my Tea children, let's get real. On this planet there are people who enjoy group projects, even love them. Those people should jus leave now. I'm talking to the people who hate, who loathe, who despise group projects. For those people, let me show you the types of group projects.
1. The one where you do all the work
In which you are stuck with a useless idiot who sits and does nothing, leaving you to do all the work.
2. The one where you don't get to do anything
In which you are stuck with a completely controlling partner(s) who Wong let you don anything because they think you'll somehow mess it up.
3. The ones who won't let you do all the work
These are the worst: the people who fool around the whole time but then won't let you do any work without them.
4. The perfect ones
This is rare breed who splits the work evenly,is on task, has creative ideas, neat handwriting, artistic flair, and an Einstein IQ. If you are lucky enough to be with this partnerWHO AM I KIDDING THIS OERSON DOESNT EXIST GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS GIVE UP ON GROUP PROJECTS SIT IN A CORNER AND CONTEMPLATE LIFE
So yeah. Group projects suck.
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