Once upon a time, a lonely person with far too much time on their hands (me) created a fake Instagram account called GodOfTea. She created many rules to live by through this experience, and decided to publish it for the world too see. Do not take an...
For today's proclamation, let's have a lovely picture of some hot tea.
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Me and my cousin use the term "hot moose" a lot, and this segment should teach you how the term "hot moose" is the only term needed in your vocabulary.
Hot moose can be used in many different ways. You could use it sarcastically, like to make fun of something. "Wow. So hot moose."
You could use it to show that someone has an above adequate face. "Ohmygod gurl that dude be sooooooooo hot moose!"
You could even use it just to fill silence, if really has no definite meaning. "That chair is hot moose. Because it is a chair. And chair is an emotion word. So the chair is in love with you."
You could even use it when you are filming a video as stereotypical Canadians. You could be talking about Old Spice body wash and moose, and then BAM! The term "hot moose" is formed!
You know, reading through this, I'm feeling like I'm wasting my life. Ah well, time to read more Harry Potter fanfics.
