It's Always 2 VS 1: A LeLi Fanfiction

Chapter 7

"Ryder!" I heard yelling as I struggled to open my eyes. "Get the fuck up you asshole!"

"What. Do. you. Want?" I groaned, holding a pillow over my face.

"You left me, with Amanda!"

"So?"

"She's so annoying when she's drunk! She's like you when you're sober!"

"Shut up and let me sleep."

"No dude! We had to be at the pizza place in half an hour! Take a shower and get your ass in my car!" He scolds me, walking out of my room and slamming the door. I rolled my eyes and stood up, stretching before walking to the bathroom. I jumped in the shower and rinsed off, quickly getting out and getting ready. I threw on a pair of ripped, white washed jeans and a navy fitted shirt with my black jacket on. I threw on my boots and ran to meet Halton in his car. When I jumped in, he smiled at me with the same mischievous filled smirk he always had. "Well it took you long enough." He laughed before speeding to the place. We were parked in front, watching every friend of Lisa's walk in. "Ready to prank that guardian angel of yours?"

"Are you sure she won't get mad at me?"

"Dude, we prank each other all the time and we are never mad at each other. Friends don't get mad."

"But-"

"Stop being such a pussy and let's go already." He said in an aggravated tone, opening his door and slamming it. I rolled my eyes and timidly followed him. I don't want Lisa to hate me, for some reason.

"So, what's the plan?" I asked once we were in the kitchen.

"Dump pizza sauce all over them." He smirks, handing me a giant metal tub of pizza sauce. "You get Lisa."

"How about you get her?"

"What?"

"Come on man, I really don't want her to hate me."

"What the hell happened to you? You used to be able to do anything and now, you've hung out with this chic for two days, and you're acting like you're married! What's wrong with you!? You dump it all over her, or I'll do something so humiliating to you, you won't be able to show your face in your own damn house, now do you hear me!?

"Whatever. I'll do it I guess. But if I loose what little friendship I have with her, you will be blamed. And you will pay for it. Got it?"

"I'm not scared of you, Conrad. You can't do shit to me. Look at you, you're weak."

"I have way more muscle than you, a-"

"But I have more guts. So, get out there and dump the fucking sauce."

"You're a real dick, you know?" I laughed out of frustration, smoke practically pouring out of my ears and nose. I walked off and waited by the door for his cue. He gave me the signal and we both ran out, screaming like the absolute maniacs we are. I tan up to Lisa and dumped the whole thing on her, regret instantly taking over me.

"Ryder?!"

"I-I'm s-"

"No! Get the fuck out of here! What's wrong with you?! I thought we were friends again! Lena was right about you all along. You are a jerk. I can't believe I yelled at my sister to defend you. I can't believe I even thought of defending you. I can't believe I ever wanted to be friends with your lost ass anyways! You have nothing left and you're mad about it! So you take it out on others! You're pissed off because your poor mommy and daddy died. You were so out of control, even they couldn't live to see you like this. Look at you! You're a horrible brother! Letting a three year old ride on a motorcycle! You're gonna lose that damn kid! Looks like you lost me too! Stay out of my life, Ryder!" I-I can't believe I actually did that. I can't believe I actually gave in and dumped it on her. But more importantly, I can't believe she said that. I know I'm a jerk, and I definitely deserve some kind of punishment, but no one deserves to be taunted about their parents. And I mean no one. Hell, I rather her have literally killed me than saying that.