Karma is a bitch (STOPPED)

Chapter 8 - The Dark Chocolate Obsessed Psycho

Authors note

Hola smurfs!! I feel like I'm always saying sorry for not updating sooner... SO INSTEAD OF SAYING IT IN ENGLISH I'M SAYING IT IN ITALIAN *wiggles eyebrows*

"Ci scusiamo per non aggiornare sonner"

I think that's how you say it... *confused look*

Here I was behind bars scolding myself for getting caught while I drooled over the hot police officer that happened to be standing guard.

You're probably wondering what happened or how Lexi aka me, the greatest evil mastermind ever was caught.

Apparently "borrowing " a dog from the pet shop without consent and payment was illegal *gasp* Who would have thought right?

So let us rewind back to the beginning of this "accident" shall we ...

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I looked around the pet shop with eyes wide with childish wonder. Walking over to where all the little doggies were caged, I giggled like a maniac.

A cute maniac, of course. That is until I saw the ONE ... He was adorable, he glanced at me tongue poking out playfully, his head slightly tilted. The husky yapped at me as I grabbed it out of its cage.

I held the ball of fluff before hugging it against my chest.
It was love at first sight.
"He's only 3 weeks old," said a voice from behind.

I look behind me with a yelp of surprise expecting to see the bogeyman or something but instead a cute guy with tousled brown hair around my age stares back.

I blush lightly before I grin nodding my head before looking at my little husky in adoration.

How was I supposed to distract this guy so I can stea...*cough* borrow this puppy??!

The doorbell rings and another customer enters. I push the cute guy towards the customer without any thought, nearly slipping on a cat litter box nearby.

" She looks like she needs help ... go!", I literally yell.
The guy let us call him ... Dave looks at me in confusion.

"That", Dave points at the customer.

"Is a he ", he finishes.

I look towards the supposed "he" and realize that it was indeed a human being of the male specimen.

Annoyed at Dave, I shrug and push him towards the customer who looks to be quite interested in actually buying a pet instead of steali...*cough* borrowing it like I ingeniously will.

Casting a look over my shoulder to see Dave speaking with the "man" I creep towards the door.

Creak

I scold myself as the door creaks as I open it, glancing around I realize no one has heard it or taken suspicion. Obviously looking non-suspiciously I open the door as fast as possible and lunge forward out the door with my baby aka the puppy in my hands.

As soon as I had exited the alarm goes off, wide-eyed I run forward not thinking about the oncoming traffic. Oh, and did I mention the police car that so happens to be there ...