Sparkles

Lurantis

It's Wednesday Sparkles is getting ready for his date with Lurantis. I'm going to follow and give you updates on their date. I'm going covert, dressed as a goodra. Sparkles will never know.

"Hello Sparkles." the Lurantis was sitting at a café.

"Hello Orchid. I brought You flowers." Sparkles held out a bouquet of Roses and Orchids.

"Thank you Sparkles! Orchids are my favorite, but you want to know what else is my favorite?" she whispered something in Sparkles ear. I think I'm glad I didn't hear it. Yep, I'm pretty sure Sparkles is going to get eaten. This was bad, but I decided to keep watching. Something interesting might happen.

After a bit I assume Sparkles offered to walk her home. They are walking into the shady part of town. Orchid whispered something in Sparkles ear. They turned down an alley. Before I could even get to the alley Sparkles ran out screaming.

"She's going to kill me!!!!!!!" He ran towards my house. One of his roses looked pretty beat up. And a hopefully light scratch was leaving a trail of blood. That's what you get for dating someone you just met. Orchid came out of the alley blood dripping from her blades. She saw me looking.

"Thank Arceus. He, he, he tried to... To..." She pretended to faint. I tried to rub my head, but the costume's arms were to short.

"Don't worry I'll handle it." I told her walking away.

"Thank you miss...."

"Ice cream." I lied walking away. Laughing silently to myself. When I got home, there is now blood mixed with glitter on the carpet.

Sparkles! Are you still alive?

Yes of course I am. Legends never die.

Do believe me now?

Yes... -_- I still think you made her try to kill me with your author powers.

What? Nooooo. Why would I do such a thing as that?

Because you're a lonely old bat that will be alone her whole life. So you're dragging others down with you.

I am not old and I am not a bat.

True bats have some redeeming features.

The only part I used my author powers on was to make sure you survived!! Maybe next time I won't.

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I'm sorry Annoying please don't kill me off.

Fine, you are the one character I will never kill. The rest are still fair game.

Going to read what you wrote earlier.

O.O heh heh heh...

What's that all about? Ahh this isn't what happened. I'm going to rewrite it.

It was a beautiful Wednesday afternoon. I was getting ready for my date with orchid. I was busy putting spot remover on the white petals on my head when I heard Annoying giggling about something relevant to the above version. I walked to the Café ready to face a fearsome opponet, who would stop at nothing to kill this heartthrob herself, due to jealousy. I stopped along the way at Sunflora's flowers. Sunny is the current owner, the shop has been handed down through the generations.

"Still a Sunkern I see. Look I got a date, I want the most beautiful orchids and roses you have. Ok?" I told Sunny. Not revealing that I knew that Orchid was a menace.

"Yeah. Who's the lucky lady?" Sunny cut some flowers.

"A nice little flower from Aloa. Her name's Orchid." I helped Sunny wrap up the flowers. Her job would be much easier if she evolved.

"Good luck. That will be twenty Pokédollars." Sunny opened the register.

"Thank you Sunny. You have a good day too." I waved my free hand as I left. With a great disappointment in my heart. Why do all the pretty ladies have to be A. Evil or B. In a relationship. I got to the Café. Orchid saw me first.

"Hello Sparkles." she said, gesturing to the seat beside her.

"I brought you flowers." I held out the bouquet of flowers from Sunny's. Trying to mask the fact that I was on to her little act.

"Orchids are my favorite." She gasped. "You want to know what else is my favorite?" she leaned over to whisper in my ear. "Roses." I blushed at the compliment. I'm not used to getting those at home.

I see trying to guilt trip me.

Quiet peanut gallery. As I was saying. Orchid and I had quite the pleasant little date. The slurpuff that did the cooking was amazing. After our little feast I offered to walk her home. It would give me an opportunity to rid the world of her evil bewitching ways.

Suuuureeeee.....

Peanut gallery don't make me warn you again.

Look I am the author! The main character is the peanut gallery compared to me!

I was aware that Annoying was stalking my date so she could have the first version, but Orchid just noticed.

"Sparkles, can we try to lose the Goodra following us. We could try the alley over there." Orchid suggested. Providing me the opportunity to vanquish her evil ways.

Apparently she saw the alley as a great spot to try to vanquish my legendary ways. With a great venom sting she was knocked out. I was victorious. I dragged her out of the alley and set her in the back of the police car.

"Be careful she has a taste for fire types." I warned the growlithe.

"Don't worry we will. She's not the first psycho we've had and she won't be the last. Thank you Sparkles you've saved the city again." Growlithe told me driveing off. My adoring fans mobbed me. It's annoying being so famous all of the cute girls are trying to get you to leave your solitary life style. That's how it went down.

*Window crashes*

Where is he? I have a murder to commit.

Bye bye hopefully I survive.

*Sparkles runs away screaming his head off.*

Well guys that's it this time. Any ideas on other epic adventures you want to send Sparkles on? Comment or if you wish to remain anonymous Private Message me. I, Annoying, reserve the right to Veto any ideas that would raise the story's rating to mature. Also do you like the format Sparkles and I are using? If not tell me how to make it better, I want to improve my writing. It's gotten a lot better, but it still has a long way to go.