I don't wanna go.
You have to go save Clyde. Steps are hard for a horse. We can't just leave him.
You're totally ignoring other holes in the story, but you write an entire part for this one? What is wrong with you?
I created this book before I had a buildup of extra chapters to publish in a pinch so I'm grasping at straws here. I only have two hours before I have to go home so LETS DO THIS!! Oh! Let's both go. Shake things up a bit.
Whatever.
Yay!
It started after Sparkles returned home from his latest shenanigan. Annoying had started telling his story, but half way through had a fit of giggles and nonsense. Sparkles then took over and finished the story, forgetting a slightly important character. The Character, a Mudsdale named Clyde is currently trapped in the tower Princess Snowy was trapped in earlier.
Clyde is unable to go down the tightly spiraling staircase. So Annoying has sent Sparkles to go save Clyde. Annoying has decided to tag along and make sure that Clyde does get saved. So here we are a medieval feeling tavern, because all medieval stories start at a tavern for some reason.
"Sparkles." Annoying snapped at the Roserade flirting with the waitress. "Where is the tower you left Clyde in?"
"I don't know, he drove." Sparkles replied now leaning sleepily on the counter.
"Well you left and somehow got home. You should be able to figure it out!" Annoying was growing annoyed.
Pfft! Haha! Annoying annoyed!
Would you please let my continue the story?
Fine, fine, continue.
"Have you ever heard of homing Pidoves?" Sparkles asked.
"What do Pidoves have to do with not knowing directions?" Annoying whisper shouted over her mug of Cider.
"Well I found my way home like that. Kind of this sixth sense that told me where home was." Sparkles explained.
"Dammit. Waiter!" Annoying flagged over the Electrike.
"How can I help you?" The Electrike asked politely.
"I'm looking for a place. So do you know of the tower Princess Snowy was trapped in until recently? We're trying to find it." Annoying explained.
"I'm not sure where it is. I can get you an audience with the princess herself." The Electrike offered.
Sparkles' head shot up. "You can do that?"
"Of course I can arrange an audience with my cousin." The Electrike giggled.
"How can you be cousins? You aren't even in the same egg group." Sparkles countered.
"Don't be rude." Annoying whacked Sparkles head.
"Don't worry. I get that a lot. My mom is a Delcatty, her brother is king Granbull." The Electrike told the mentally challenged duo.
"Here let's go to cousin Snowy's now." The Electrike started out of the tavern.
Short half chapter since I'm lazy and this is a bonus chapter anyway. Thanks for understanding.
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Sparkles
FanfictionA collection of the many daring deeds done by the one and only Sparkles. Told by Sparkles himself.