Crud crud crud.
What happened this time?
It's Tuesday and I'm just starting this chapter with no idea where it's going. I only have five cushion chapters on "RIS". Now I'm suffering for putting of my homework and ARGHHHHHH!!!!!
Calm down, before you turn into Gyrados.
Blahhhh!!!!
Ok. I'll handle this chapter.
The Shinx assisted us to the pal...
She was a Electrike! I ought to be doing my homework!!!!!
The Electrike guided us to her cousin's palace. Where Princess Snowy was ecstatic to see me.
"Snowy. We need to know where the tower you were trapped in is. We forgot Clyde." I told the princess.
Narrative Change!
"Oh. Clyde. Don't worry about him. I brought him home with me. He's safe and sound." Snowy eased our fears.
"Thank Arceus." Annoying exclaimed. "That's finished so let's wrap up the chapter and be done." Annoying glanced at the word count, 143 words since the last bit of dialogue.
"Only 840 words until satisfactory length." Annoying giggled her eye twitching from last minute stress.
This chapter is brought to you by...
!!!!SCHEDULE STRESS, POOR TIME MANAGEMENT, AND DEROGATORY INSULTS TOWARDS MYSELF!!!!
I don't handle deadlines very well. And I had shorter time then usual this week. Also the fleeting butterfly of inspiration flew out the window. Leaving a gaping hole for stress to come in.
Wow rough week wasn't it?
You have no idea. Hey I have another 800 words to fill in. So how about a little announcement.
I doubt your announcement will fill 800 words, but shoot.
Sparkles will be coming to an end...
WHAT!!!! You can't kill me yet!!!!!
Let me finish.
Fine.
Sparkles goes and pouts in a corner.Sparkles will be coming to an end this summer.
Woah this summer is way to soon!!
He will most likely return with a second book.
Why? Why would you bother ending this one to write a book two?
Glad you asked. I will be possibly entering the 2k17 Pokémon Watties. Sparkles might stand a chance at an honorable mention.
Only aiming for honorable mention? Thou'st has little faith! We shall make first in any competition!
You're the one who's going to get his dreams crushed. I'm not very good, but the 2k18 Pokémon watties are not guaranteed to happen. This may be my one and only chance. Anyone who enters the Watties is practically guaranteed to revive more reads! Some one has to judge don't they.
Wow. You'd enter a competition for one read wouldn't you? -.-
Yes!! OuO
It'll be funny rereading this if you ever do become popular.
Even when I have 8k reads I will still treasure every read I get. Thank you whoever is reading this. You are an amazing person and I am grateful!!!
So... didn't the rules include something about proper grammar and things of that nature. I don't think they'd like this format.
Pish posh. They'll accept it, but this book will definitely have some time being edited.
So we might end this book in the future to enter it in the PKMNWTTS, but will most likely get a second book. If Annoying doesn't get to stressed and decides to back out.
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Sparkles
FanfictionA collection of the many daring deeds done by the one and only Sparkles. Told by Sparkles himself.