oh shizz. thanks for 300+ reads!!
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Aries: moody as fuck
Taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner, plus already in a relationship with food
Gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
Cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
Leo: too needy
Virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream boy/girl to save the day
Libra: no reason, is perfect
Scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
Sagittarius: always drunk or hyper, they don't know what they want
Capricorn: too dry and serious about everything
Aquarius: too insensitive
Pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than have one
