Aries: *burns dinner*
Taurus: never stops swearing
Gemini: forces their kids into sports
Cancer: the cool parent
Leo: *forgets their kids at the park*
Virgo: forces their kids to do homework
Libra: "leave each other alone and fuck off I'm tired."
Scorpio: buys the best food
Sagittarius: annoys kids with facts
Capricorn: not supportive
Aquarius: *gets a house with pool and never uses it*
Pisces: kinda scared of their kids
