Aries: FUCK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: shit I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: sleeps through it
Cancer: won't stop screaming
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today?? my hair looks so good today fml
Libra: vlogs it
Scorpio: finally
Sagittarius: theres so much stupid shit i wanted to do aw man
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: haha bitches i predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen now die, slowly, painfully
Pisces: can't even hear anything because listening to music on max
