Aries: loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things
Taurus: is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty
Gemini: risk taking, sexual, flirtatious
Cancer: tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious then gets really weepy
Leo: the king of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits and falls down a lot
Virgo: is either real loud or gets quiet and passes out
Libra: extremely flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves times 10
Scorpio: gets hella turnt up then ends up crying about their love life and passes out
Sagittarius: loud and risk taking, possibly an angry drunk
Capricorn: is really good at hiding the fact their drunk.... until they puke on your shoes
Aquarius: is super weird yet hilarious, does a lot of stupid shit
Pisces: always in the mood for hugs, is nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or angry
