thanks for 1000+ reads.
:D
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Aries: wait what?
Taurus: i finally have an excuse to eat whatever i want
Gemini: pls be twins
Cancer: *already has room themes picked out*
Leo: my kid is going to be more perfect than i am
Virgo: .......
Libra: *celebratory round of shots* oh fuck
Scorpio: ew what
Sagittarius: YOOOOOOOO
Capricorn: happy crying
Aquarius: *apologizes to future child*
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT
