I'm Back, Baby!

Chapter 5

A/N MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! 🎄☃❄ Hope y'all have a great holiday wherever you are! Enjoy the little Christmas edition! P.s. this has nothing to do with the main story plotline.

"What is that bitch going on about?" Jean scoffed as she looked up from her phone.

Walking in with a batter of cookies, Dean shoved Jean's legs off the table. "You know that's where we eat right?" He glanced at the author and gave a tight smile.

"Dean you sound like a mom." Sam laughed as he came downstairs wearing a christmas sweater. Everyone stopped and looked at Sam as if he was crazy. "What?"

With a whoosh, Castiel suddenly stood in the middle of the room, "Hello Dean." He said excitedly, "I found out that today..." Spotting Sam at the stairs Castiel frowned tilting his head, "Uh Sam. What in my Father's name are you wearing?"

"It's a Christmas sweater!"

At the sound of the door bell, Dean jumped up and ran to greet them. "Must be the others." He opened the door to reveal a stack of boxes, "What the..."

"Surprise!" Becky jumped out crushing Dean into a hug. Running into the house she gave everyone a hug as her father struggled to not drop the boxes. Dean took some boxes  and placed it below the christmas tree.

"Great to see you guys."Greg rolled his shoulder as it popped. Grinning, Dean gave him a friendly slap in the back. Before he could shut the door, Dean was run over by William who shoved the door open slamming it into Dean's face.

William ran straight to Sam holding him tightly. "Uh hey kid." Stiffening from the hug Sam awkwardly ruffled the boy's hair as Becky held back her laugh.

"Nice to see you agents again. Thanks for the invite." Standing at the door John stood awkwardly clenching and unclenching his fists.

Dean's nose was bleeding a bit as he stood up, "Glad you could make it. Where's Sherlock?"

"He's uh... sorta busy." John walked inside and froze as he noticed Jean on the couch. "How is she here?"

Everyone's gaze turned to Jean as she typed on her phone. Taking a step forward Sam pointed a finger at Jean, "Uh weren't you like... kidnapped?"

"Yeah."

"Then how are you even here?"

Jean rolled her eyes, "I'm not the author, don't ask me. Besides remember what the bitch said? This has nothing to do with the main story plot."

Shrugging Dean passed the batter of cookies around and as everyone took one they admired the taste.

"This is great!"

"How'd you make it?"

"It's a family secret." Winked Dean.

Castiel observed the circular mix of molecules and took a bite. "It tastes like molecules." Giving him a sympathetic stare, Jean patted the seat next to her as the angel waddled over and plumped down. She stroked his hair as Castiel continued to chew without any enthusiasm.

At the sound of someone banging at the door caused everyone to snap back to reality from the shocking scene.

"Don't see how it's that shocking" The author faked cough and shrank down as everyone else besides Castiel glared at her. The door rattled as someone outside hit it. Dean and Sam grabbed their shotguns as Greg and John reached for their pistols pushing the children behind them.

The door broke and fell to the ground revealing a big chubby man with a red suit.

"Santa?" Becky asked from behind Sam.