Okay so Hopie is currently absent today, but who cares we have someone extra special all the way from across the street Addi!
Me: Heyy Addi, what up???
Addi: Sky diving in Africa while performing brain surgery. duh!!!! what else would i be doing?
Me: Flying a helicopter into the movie theater, then robbing it? I don't know.
Addi: God no! i hate all flying vehicles!!! (haha i used a fancy word!) BTW: robbing movie theaters is for losers...no offense to all you losers out there. Luv ya :)
Me: Well...err, I love movie theaters.. but I am a dorky loser!! Yes! So how's life? With that pickle of yours.
Addi: Yes, you love movie theaters, but you don't like robbing them, which makes you a NON-LOSER! Congrats Kenzie. Life is good thanks and my pickle is doing amazing thank you very much!!
Me: Okay good, I thought you ate it last night after robbing Africa of its soil, oh wait that was me, hehe *blushes* I gave it back, I realized that I had my own soil here. *shrugs* Any good songs you've heard lately?
Addi: You are so special Kenzie, but we already knew that. Actually yes, I love Ass Back Home by Gym Class Heros, Glad You Came by...well i don't know who its by, Blackout by Breathe Carolina and Titanium by David Guetta and Nicky Minaj
Me: I know :p, I love the Drumming Song by Florence + the Machine is really good, but all their songs are great! I also love Safe and sound by Taylor Swift ft..... unsure and so many that my brain goes poop everytime I try to think.
Addi: Is it even humanly possible to have your brain poop??? Kenzie... I have to ask you a very important question!!!
Me: Of course it is humanly possible, in this country... WHAT?? I WANNA KNOW THE QUESTION!!!!
Addi: Well if you stopped screaming at me then maybe i will tell you what my question is!!!!! geez, people these days are so pushy!!
Me: *drop eyes and frowns* Sowwy, I will shut up now.
Addi: ok thanks! love ya! Kk my question is...(drum roll) WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR CEILING FAN ON IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER?!?!?!?!?!
Me: Because I am hot like a werewolf, I mean literally I will burn through my sheets because I get so warm. :D.
Addi: Wow Kenzie you are so modest...and apperently stupid (no offense) because you are singing Katy Perry songs in a British accent while rubbing your head with a balloon! (reader: this is what i mean when i say that Kenzie is special.)
Me: Well then, I see how you feel. Love ya too! O: I am a champion, a super champion, of squirrel land, OMG I can spell squirrel now!!!
Addi: And that, ladies and gentleman, was Exhibit B of Kenzie's special-ness. Lol jk Kenzie! You know i love you like sister!
Me: Wait, wait! LIKE a sister, I thought we were sisters, lol well I guess not if we were tested but you, Hopie, and I are def. sissys!
Addi: Well you, me, and Hopie look pretty similar sooooo maybe we ARE sisters!!!!! WAIT!!!! YOU AND HOPIE DITCHED ME LAST WEEK???????????? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Me: *Says in innocent voice* I Love You, I Love You, I didn't know you wanted to go get the movie, sowwy, pwease forgive me, I promise next time you will definatly come no matter what!
Addi: Well of course i didn't want to get the movie, but i would have gone just to hang out with you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel betrayed!
Me: I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY, LOOOOVE YAAA ADDDIIII, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIINN. Look there is a pink squrriel.
Addi: Fine.....................................................................i love ya too. But it betta not happen again :P Yay a squirrel!
Me: It won't *Hugs* well Byee, it won't happen again!
Addi: Ok good! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hope you enjoyed Addi! Luv to all my fans,
~Kenzie, <3 Addi
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