MWUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WE ARE BACK IN BLACK!!!!!! WE WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD WITH OUR MEANINGLESSNESS!!!!
Me: Heyy Hopie, what kind of cheese burger is that?
Hopie: HIIII!!!!!!! THE HAMMY KIND!!!!!!!!!!! tehehehe!!
Me: YOU'RE eating a pig named hammy?? I thought hamburgers were made from cows??
Hopie: I don't know this stuff...can I tell you a secrect? YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
Me: Oh yes I did just close the tab on the computer!!! And I just kissed your imaginary boyfriend!! He was ugly and a gross kisser!! Why would you date an imginary person!?!
Hopie: For yor information his name is Taylor Lautner! Learn your facts! I have a lot fun!!!!! I mean we! For your information, there are Jacob fans in the back reading this!
Me: I know that and i love Kellan Lutz!! He is so hot!! Even though he is 26 I can still love him!! He is so hilarious!! :D ;D!!!
Hopie: He is hot but not as much as Taylor Lautner! GO TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!! BTW... I love your ear rings! ADORABLE!!!!!
Me: TEAM EMMETT!! And yeah thanks, you never wear earrings anymore, why??!!
Hopie: Because... when I do and I go to bed I like to take them off, but I always forget and my ears don't like fake silver so they are infected and i have to put stuff on them to feel better. Ok so if i acually take them off I forget to put them back in.
Me: Oh sorry. Do like crepes? I do, we made them!!! We need to do that again!! I need bowl back, when will get it back?
Hopie: When I want to I will give it back... I, make the best Crepes!!!! They are awesome!!!!!!! Got to love them!!!!!
Me: Cheese enchiladas are great!!! HMMMMMMM, babies are cute, aren't they????
Hopie: They are!!!! I am single! Did you know that??? I say a lot don't I?? HeHe!!!!
Me: Yes, I do know that, I am as well single but honstly, sorry to all those stalkers but I will not let nay personal imformation out, just saying!!! Anyways do you like cats, I do??
Hopie: i love cats! but I am a Dog person!! 2 Great Danes and 1 Beagle! Love them to death!!!
Me: Cats are my fave, never had a dog in my life! Soooo.....
Hopie: Yeah! Who writes a song about a sad song? Just asking???
Me: Christina Perri!! Gosh it is a great SONG!! I love 'growing up goes slow, its a maturity that i'm lacking!'
Hopie: Do not bite my hair!!! This is a disgrace to my people! haha, just kidding!
Me: No, I am a vampire gosh!!! I bite people for a living, I am a human blood drinker!!!
Hopie: I love the shift button so thats why i am always tapping it! i got to go! bye!!!
Me: B-Byee
Love to all my fans, hope you enjoyed, vote please!!!
~Kenzie, <3Hopie<3

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