Funny Quotes (have a laugh)

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

     - Lana Turner

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

     - Bill Cosby

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

     - Mark Twain

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

     - Oliver Herford

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

     - Mark Twain

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