Book of Poetry & Intresting/Favorite Quotes

Quotes :)

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do - Isaac Asmov

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff - Anonymous

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

Knowleadge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad. - Miles Kington

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips