My Life as a 19 Year Old Psychic

PARTY!

*AN: Okay so I kind of have a funny plot this chapter, because it kind of involves more of Abbi's memory troubles.*

  Cammie called my mother, yes I finally figured out that it's not called making your mother's device that she has in her pocket go beep beep, but calling your mother on the phone. The phone did not work though, Cammie said that we were in Japan and my mother is in America or Africa (Abbi lost her memory , so she doesn't know the difference.) , so she can't call her without paying a lot of money, whatever that is. 

  "Since we can't get her mother over here, then we have to use L. Or Light, but I think it would be funnier with L. What do you think, we have L dress up as her mother and then reenact her memories with her mother. That is going to be very funny." Cammie whispered, obviously trying to make sure I wouldn't hear.

  "L, defiantly L. L would make a funnier girl. Light would just be like 'I'm going to kill you', but L would be like 'I'm your mother'  all emotionless and that sounds like it would be funnier. And Light could be her father and Misa her sister, and Matsuda her Uncle, and Mogi her single grandfather, he is the most mature. And we could just be us!" Grant replied, though not as quiet. 

  Cammie laughed, probably at the thought of the grown man, who looks 18 and wears only long white shirts and black jeans with no shoes or socks when inside, wearing a dress. "Then we'd have to explain why her sister is kissing her dad. We could put a muzzle on her and say she bites and leash her. She could be the dog! Okay, so we need to start getting everyone's costumes and talk with L about this. I'm afraid she'd hurt herself, so we should have Light watch her while we do this. How will we explain what happened to her to-"

  "Shut up! You're talking too much! Just take her down to Light and explain what happened." Grant cut her off. Then I was being dragged down the stairs by Cammie and being brought to a man I didn't remember.

  "Abbi, this is Light. You work with him on the kira case. Read this and you will remember what you were doing, why you are here, and who you are." She turned to the man she called Light and dropped her voice to a whisper, "She lost her memory. We found her in the sewers. She said all she remembers was a man running away from some barred room and he was carrying a strange device. She described him perfectly, long black hair, about 123 lbs, tall, and glasses. I think he was also wearing a business suit. That doesn't sound like anyone in the building. I have a plan to help her get her memory back, but you have to watch her for now, okay?"

  Light had a disgusted look on his face as he said, "I don't babysit." Cammie glared at him until he finally gave up, "Okay! Fine! Don't blame me if she ends up tied to a table, unconscious with duct tape on her mouth!" Cammie smiled triumphantly at him and walked away.

  Light turned to me and asked, "So you don't remember anything? Who is the blond girl who always wears the shortest black dresses and lives on the floor above you?" I had no idea who he was talking about, but i only remember one girl who was here that was blonde so I assumed he meant Cammie.

  "Are you talking about Cammie? She is the only girl I know that is blonde."

  "No, it's not Cammie. Do you remember Misa?" he tried to remind me, "Misa Amane, blond hair, black eyes, lives upstairs, your friend?"  I shock my head. "Do you remember a man who looks 18, but really isn't, always wears only long white sleeves, jeans, no socks or shoes when inside and when outside, only wears the shoes. He is also addicted to sweets and sits weird. And he has messy black hair which he never brushes, and probably doesn't wash it! Okay, enough about why I hate L, but you don't remember anything but my name, which Cammie told you?"

  "I don't remember anything other than the man that was in the sewers next to the barred room I was recently thrown out of. I can only remember that far back, that's it."

  "So, you don't remember anything that happened?" he asked with a mischievous smile slowly spreading across his face. He leaned in closer and closer and whispered, "So you don't remember me doing this?" and he kissed me. "Do you remember me now?" he asked.

  "No, I still don't remember you. Where are Grant and Cammie, I want to leave now." He smiled the same smile I've hated since I first re-met him for the first time.

  "I'm afraid I can't tell you where they are, but let's just say it's going to be a while until you see them."

  "Where are they?! What did you do to them?!" I yelled, backing up.

  "You'll see soon enough." He replied and he slowly got closer and closer, until I saw a tall young man with short, black hair and black eyes and stumbling down the stairs.

  He pulled me into a hug for no reason and slurred, "Light, you found Abbi! Good! Ha ha ha! You guys wanna go get something to drink? I am! Come on!," as he dragged me and Light with him.

  After a few hours, both Light and Matsuda were drunk, really drunk. So drunk both put on a little circus act for me. Matsuda was now blindfolded, ridding a unicycle on a tightrope, which was made out of my underwear. "What are you doing?! Give me those! You can't do that! It's dangerous and anyways, you can't just take my underwear!" Then Light grabbed the underwear I confiscated from Matsuda and at that very moment, Grant and Misa walked in.

  Grant walked towards Light and punched him, "What are you doing?! This is Abbi's, not Misa's! Matsuda! What are you doing with her underwear as well!" Matsuda continued to tie them together, making a tightrope. He then blindfolded himself with my bra and used my now broken olyptical as a unicycle.

  "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Misa yelled, stomping towards Light and slapping him in the face, then kissing him. Then she stomped on his foot, then kissed him again. Then finally yelled again, "What are you doing with this?" taking the underwear he took from me and holding it up for him to see. 

"I'm drunk, so what do you expect me to do?! Be completly sane? By the way, I'm pretty sure you should be yelling at Matsuda right now! He is the one doing dangerous stunts!" Light slurred, pointing to Grant who was trying to keep Matsuda from breaking a bone.

 "You got drunk with out me?!" Misa yelled, going to the fridge and taking out a bottle of wine and pouring herself glass after glass until she was as drunk as Matsuda. Grant and I just talked and drank apple cider. Only it wasn't the regular apple cider, it was alcoholic, so we got drunk as well, though not as drunk as Light, Misa, or Matsuda, but drunk enough to act like it.

  Then L walked in with a man. "What is going on here? Are you all drunk?" L asked. "It was all Matsuda's fault!" everyone yelled pointing at him. "What?" Matsuda slurred, "I only spiked every drink in the Task Force building except for apple juice!"

  Then L and the man went to the fridge and pulled out the apple juice. "Well, since this is the only drink left that has no alcohol, then I guess we'll drink this. Oh, and by the way Abbi, great to see you again. I heard all about your memory troubles, so I'm just going to introduce myself again. I'm Mogi." the man I now know the name of said.  He and L both drank all the apple juice in the large glass and soon were drinking more and more, until it seemed as if they were drunk as well. 

  "Matsuda you idiot! I thought you said this was the only drink without alcohol!" L yelled/slurred.

  "Oops! I meant the water has no alcohol! Ha ha ha! Hey, anyone wanna go bungee jumping off of the top of this building?!"

  "Yeah!" we all shouted in response as we headed to the top of the building.

*This is why it is not a good idea to get drunk*

  *Author's note: Sorry it took so long to upload, I kind of got blocked writing this chapter, so I decided to make them all drunk! This is why it is not a good idea to drink! You end up doing dangerous things like them! Matsuda is really not a good role model. Please do not attempt anything characters have done in this chapter!*