Moana the Demigoddess of the Ocean

Tamatoa

"Where to now?"
"Tamatoa's cave, it's probably around here somewhere."
"First, what do we do when we get there?"
"You'll be used as bait."
"What am I supposed to do?"
"You'll dress up as a glittery thing since he likes glittery or shiny things, then you'll distract him. Make him talk about himself, he likes bragging about how great he is."
"You two must get along well."
"Well not since I ripped off his leg."
"(Gasp) you ripped off his..."

Maui covered the mouth of his daughter before she said anything else. Moana struggled and Maui let her go.

"Be quiet, were here."

Moana was now dressed in a shiny clam disguise, she started saying things like: "Wow, a shiny glittery cave, and just like me, it is covered in sparkly treasure, sparkle sparkle sparkle."

"Your not selling it." Maui whispered.
"This is stupid, I'm just gonna walk up and get it."
"You go up there, he will kill you, just stick to the plan."
"Alright."

The ground that Moana was standing on suddenly moved, she was held by an enourmous talking crab.

"Oh, what have we here?"

Moana gasped, frozen in fear.

"A sparkly, shiny.... wait a minute."

The crab flipped Moana and removed her disguise before taking a closer look at her.

"Oh, it's a human, what are you doing down here? In the realm, of the monsters, just speaking lively, I can't tell, pick one, pick one.
'He can't focus on one eye? Interesting.' Moana thought.
"Your a funny looking thing aren't ya?"
"No! That's my gramma's"
" 'That's my gramma's' I ate my grandma, and it took a week because she was absolutely humongous, why are you here?"
" 'Cause your amazing! And we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab, who became a legend, and I just had to know, how you became so, crab...oulous? Also she isn't my grandma, I simply call her 'gramma'."
"Are you just trying to make me talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so."
"Huh?"
"In song form."

He then started singing, when he was about to swallow Moana, Maui called out to him, Tamatoa dropped Moana, Maui TRIED to shapeshift but didn't work,he was then being flogged by the crab, whenever Maui tried to reach out for his hook, he is either punched or kicked. Moana had tears in her eyes now, she weakly crawled towards Maui and gave him the hook, then Moana got kicked to the other side.

"MOANA!!!"

Maui was then nearly eaten when Moana called out to the crab.

"Hey! I have something shiny for ya!"
"The Heart of Te Fiti, you can't run from me."

Moana started running.

"Oh you can, you keep surprising me."

Moana helped Maui and they escaped. When back on land, Moana fell asleep. When she woke up, Maui had a SHARK HEAD... yup a shark head. He had a lot of bruises on the parts of his body, he turned back to normal after a few attempts and they set out, Moana tried her best to be careful with the bruises since they will sting when water hit it. She managed to patch up the bruises to decrease further damage and stayed silent. It was oddly silent, both of them, something about Tamatoa's words in his corny song actually took a toll on Maui. They still kept silent though.