Aries: "Red is a good number"
Leo: "OH YOU MONGLOID"
Sagittarius: "IM NOT EVEN ME. I'm not even me..?"
Taurus: "I tried to mount Vik, no lie"
Virgo: "your mother has a village"
Capricorn: "I'm a good daddy, I'm daddy af"
Gemini: "Lets spoon each other"
Libra: "Oh fuck off will ya"
Aquarius: "I'm my own dad"
Cancer: "bloody hell"
Scorpio: "FUCK OFFF ON A TURTLE ON A LEFT WEDNESDAY TUESDAY MONDAY"
Pisces: "I was gonna go to work, buT THEN I DIDNT AAHHH"
