The signs as Simon's bars from rap or crap

1.3K 50 19
                                    

Aries: "When you think I'm not there, remember I'm watching you through a camera"

Leo: "Pimpin' like I need money for books"

Sagittarius: "I ain't Drake, and my girl, nothin' Rihanna"

Taurus: "My shit costs more than the bills I wipe with"

Virgo: "big cars, big cars, everywhere I look, big cars"

Capricorn: "big up, big up, I said big up"

Gemini: "Face so red cause it's flushed, cause I'm the shit"

Libra: "I fucked every colour, call me the rainbow fucker"

Aquarius: "8 bitches in one week, like I'm a dog walker"

Cancer: "4 wheels on a truck, that's too basic, I want 100"

Scorpio: "mouth so dirty, soap won't work, you'll have to get a new one"

Pisces: "I made bacon out of the 3 little pigs, and sausage rolls out or their kids"

𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂𝐒Where stories live. Discover now