The signs as bars from Simon's diss track

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Aries: "talk about J as a master but he isn't the one that I'm after"

Leo: "your hairline is fucked, you look like ET the last time you almost died like this was the time you crashed your TT"

Sagittarius: "only thing you had on me was that I got sloppy seconds. But wait a second, didn't you mention ten bars later there was a girl you banged after Tobi. That taught you a lesson"

Taurus: "tweet about us on life support? Bro, that shit almost killed me with laughter"

Virgo: "notice how no one else has replied. Tobi didn't pick a side the others went for the more relevant bro. I guess you could say bigger fish got fried"

Capricorn: "now I think it's time to change up the scene. Picture Deji Olatunji and a drugged-up teen"

Gemini: "but you just don't get it coming at me and the rest of the guys. You were always bound to regret it"

Libra: "and usually I'm benevolent but you were hella bent on getting relevant, so you went and sent cos we're all prevalent do you know what that meant?"

Aquarius: "this beef was between me and you but you wanted a few more views. I wonder what I could do, maybe diss the rest of the sidemen too?"

Cancer: "2 weeks, 12 vids. Now which one had the most hits. It's not the one where you sold out Jj it was the Sidemen diss"

Scorpio: "shouldn't it be your dad that I diss?  I mean that the channel is pretty much his and bro, I just gotta ask are they your vids or your dad's vids?"

Pisces: "your best fried is probably your mother. Seen your Dad's dick make me feel sick and didn't you shower with your brother?"

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He murdered Deji with fireee bars🔥

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