Aries: "I'm gonna suplex your nan"
Leo: "I'm a prick and I love it"
Sagittarius: "I do love a bit of Ethan's mum"
Taurus: "that's why I went for Harry's virgin hole"
Virgo: "hi again, it's me"
Capricorn: "suck that Mrs Robinson I did know my abc's. She was a mean year 9 teacher"
Gemini: "high five in the bootyhole"
Libra: "cause were all in crates. We're being shipped"
Aquarius: "you're a fuck and I hate you"
Cancer: "can't get a girlfriend cause my fingers don't move as fast as my mouth"
Scorpio: "...testicles, but pokéballs..."
Pisces: "oh my god, people are cunts. I hate people. Literally, why do we play with other people? I was happy in our little bubble"
