Aries: "I am deficient in the cell of the brain department."
Leo: "Yeah, the last great dick bender"
Sagittarius: "one pedophile to rule them all"
Taurus: "I electrocuted myself once... I liked the plug"
Virgo: "two chains, one saw"
Capricorn: "that one dollar, what are you paying him for giving him a blow job, Josh. You'll give him one dollar for...
Gemini: "how can you blaze, if you're not in a blazer"
Libra: "I'm just fucking hiding cause I don't wanna get Mike 2 on my bitch ass, ya know"
Aquarius: "ya know I counted my brain cells once."
Cancer: "hook in yo ass"
Scorpio: "69 + point that's a win win"
Pisces: "Simon I beat Josh to death with a piece of meat"
