The White Rose

Chapter 2

"Well that escalated quickly."
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"Kaito-senpai, what should we do?" Tamaki asked with a whine.

"We've already done commoners, animals, and fruit salad. What more do you want?" Kaito rolled his eyes but made a quiet 'oh shit' when his favorite character was pushed down the stairs.

"I don't know...something."

"What about Europeans?" Hikaru snickered.

"You always look sexy in fur." Kaoru flirted shamelessly making a few stragglers squeal loudly.

"I could teach you, but my service isn't free." Hikaru smirked.

{I cringed so hard... the things I do for the readers}

"Stop it." Kaito wrinkled his nose and started doodling a mustache on the manga character who managed to piss him off.

"It's business senpai~" the two chorused with a smirk.

"Shouldn't you guys be studying? It's a week until finals." He said absentmindedly.

"Can I skip?" Honey asked cheerfully.

"No." Mori said flatly.

"Please!"

"No."

"Pretty please!"

"No."

"Kaaaaitoooo." Honey whined, "Tell Takashi that I don't want to go!"

"He already knows everything on the exams..." Kaito pointed out.

"Some people are forced to study." Kaoru sighed.

"A horrible fate." Hikaru agreed lazily.

"Then why don't we host an event? A certain number of guests who score the highest on the exams will have the host of their choice to the self for a whole day." Kyoya smirked. "It would boost academic scores and give us more funding from the school."

"Hurray!" Tamaki cheered.

"The libraries will finally be used." Kaito agreed easily.

"You have to give me that bow tie for Usa-chan." Honey pouted.

"Of course." Kyoya said coolly.

"Warum wurde Usa genauso benannt wie die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?" Kaito mused aloud with a smirk.

Kyoya stiffened and glared.

"Ja, warum?" Kaoru and Hikaru quickly joined in.

"Es ist kurz für Usagi." Honey said cheerfully.

"Oh, Kaninchen!" Tamaki gasped.

"Ich schlug es vor." Mori said with a tiny smile.

Honey giggled and pet his head from where he was sitting on his shoulders.

"I will go announce it." Kyoya snapped, walking off moodily.

"Why doesn't Kyo-chan just learn it?" Honey asked, still giggling.

"I hope he never learns it." Kaito grins.

"Because you want to-"

"Tease the crap out of him? Hell yeah."

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As expected, the girls were very enthusiastic about this and dragged everyone they knew to the libraries.

Also expected, they studied loudly. Very loudly.

On the bright side, the school donated a very expensive vase to the club to auction off for more funds.

"How much do you think it'll go for?" Hikaru asked.

"At least a million ¥." Kaoru shrugged as they continued to set up the club for activities, but it wasn't like they were going to get any customers.

They were all at the library studying so it would be unlikely that they wouldn't get a single customer.

"Hurry up! Get in place!" Tamaki said excitedly, "I hear someone coming! Kaito?"

"On it." Kaito smirked and grabbed the bucket of rose petals and a flashlight before climbing a beam in front of the door, making sure to grab the invisible string they used to open and close the door when they felt dramatic.

Slowly, the door swung open.

Kaito snickered silently before turning on the flashlight directly in front of the person and throwing rose petals in their face. He waited a moment before turning off the light as they stumbled in and shut the door.

"Oh, it's just a boy." Hikaru and Kaoru sighed.

"No regrets." Kaito whispered to himself with a self satisfied smirk, still holding himself to a beam with his legs and watching the scene unfold.

"A customer is a customer." Tamaki chided.

"Isn't that Haruhi Fujioka? The scholarship student in your class?" Kyoya asked the bored twins.

"Yeah but he doesn't talk much." They shrugged as a lightbulb went off on Kyoya's head

"So which of us would you like to order?" Tamaki asked sweetly.

"The Little Devils type?" Hikaru and Kaoru smirked and posed with their roses.

"Loli-Shota type?" Honey took this as the 'yes, you can tackle him.'

"The strong, silent, and wild type?" Mori simply took Honey away from the panicking brunet.

"The cool type?" Kyoya smirked and tilted his head.

"The spirited type?"

Kaito took this as his cue to slowly slide down from the beam with a blank face right as the boy backed into him.

"Hello mortal."

The boy screeched and flailed to get away only to be interrupted by Tamaki.

"Or would you prefer me? The princely type?" He cooed.

"Get away!" The boy squeaked before he tripped and flew back.

"Nooooooo." Kaito cried in slow motion.

"Not the vase!" The twins followed his example dramatically.

"My boooow tieeeeee." Honey cried.

The boy flinched as he tried to reach out but failed as the vase shattered.

"Well that escalated quickly." Kaito said dryly.

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Warum wurde Usa genauso benannt wie die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika
Why was Usa named as the United States of America?

Ja, warum?
Yeah, why?

Es ist kurz für Usagi
It's short for Usagi

Oh, Kaninchen!
Oh, rabbit!

Ich schlug es vor.
I suggested it.