The White Rose

Chapter 5

"Get down here right now senpai or else I'll bring out the chancla!"
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The Chancla

"Senpai." Haruhi called in concern to the blue haired boy hanging upside down.

Kaito remained blissfully unaware and continued playing his game happily as Haruhi nearly fainted from anxiety.

"What's up Haruhi?" Kaoru asked with a raised eyebrow as he kept getting paler.

"Senpai is hanging upside down from the chandelier." He frowned.

Hikaru groaned and sat up.

"I'll get the spray bottle." He sighed.

"Spray bottle?" Haruhi frowned deeper, eyebrows knitting.

"Kaito-senpai has a habit of hanging upside down in places where he could get hurt so we're training him to break out of it. Spray bottle if he does it, treat if he sits like a normal person." Hikaru explained as he got a diamond encrusted spray bottle.

Haruhi sweat dropped as they approached the blissful boy.

"Bad senpai! Get down!" Kaoru called, spraying water on him.

Kaito, to his surprise, hissed like a cat and climbed higher.

"No! Get down here!" Hikaru said sternly, to which Kaito merely stuck his tongue out at him.

Some of the lingering guests giggled at the scene and split into teams, Team Let Senpai Be and Team Train the Senpai.

"Senpai get down here!" Kaoru said warningly.

"No." Kaito sniffed petulantly.

"Senpai." Hikaru narrowed his eyes.

"Twinssssss." Kaito hissed.

"Senpaaaai."

"Twinsssssss."

"Senpaaaaaai!"

"Twinsssssss!"

"SENPAAAI!"

"TWINSSS!"

"Get down here right now senpai or else I'll bring out the chancla!"

Kaito gasped and clung to the chandelier. "You wouldn't!"

"I would senpai, so help me I'll get the chancla."

For a few tense moments they had a silent stare off. Somehow the guests had gotten popcorn and were watching wide eyed muttering, "the chancla."

Finally Kaito grumbled and jumped off the chandelier onto a couch.

"Good senpai." The twins nodded approvingly to which Kaito ignored with a pout.

"You'll get it next time Kaito-senpai!" A couple of girls nodded encouragingly.

Kaito frowned deeper and gave Tamaki and Honey sad eyes.

"There, there, Kino. Hika-chan and Kao-chan won't always be around." Honey said soothingly.

"Ignore those evil twins!" Tamaki cried  heroically.

"Why are we the bad guys in this?" Kaoru huffed.

"Because Senpai is a literal cat with puppy dog eyes that put Boss' to shame." Hikaru responded dully.

"What the actual hell is wrong with you all?" Haruhi muttered under his breath.

"Senpai stop acting like a child." Kyoya said coolly.

"Ich werde tun, was ich tun will." Kaito muttered back.

Kyoya's eyes narrowed in annoyance. "Why can't you just speak like a normal person?"

"Normalerweise?" Kaito huffed. "Why would I want to speak normally? In a sea of mechanical clones, why shouldn't I differentiate myself from the repetition of upcoming trends and habits."

Haruhi blinked, "I didn't know Kaito-senpai was thoughtful."

"He's smart, he just doesn't like to show it. Being smart is boring." Honey shrugged. "Kino, what is the first 50 numbers of pi?" Honey asked louder.

"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823-" Kino listed off, never looking away from an irritated Kyoya.

"Okay, okay I get it." Haruhi sighed.

"Wow, that speech really put things in perspective for us senpai." The twins said together. "You should be allowed to hand upside down in dangerous places!" Kaito brightened and sat up straight.

"Wait, what? Are you serious-" Haruhi spluttered.

"Of course we aren't serious!" Kaoru gave her a 'seriously' look. "That's way too dangerous!" A heartbroken look covered Kaito's face as he sulked.

Mori gave a low chuckle and shook his head.

"Stop laughing at me." Kaito sniffled.

"I can't tell if any of you are pro or anti Kaito-senpai." Haruhi complained.

"We are currently, 'make sure senpai doesn't hurt himself'." Hikaru said blandly.

"If Kino's happy, I don't care." Honey chirped while Mori shrugged.

"KAITO-SENPAI IS LIKE A BIRD THAT IS CAGED AND MUST BE SET FREE TO SOAR THROUGH THE SKY OR IN THIS CASE HANG UPSIDE DOWN. WE AS PROUD PEOPLE OF THE HOST CLUB CANNOT GET IN THE WAY OF THIS AND SHOULD BURN THE TWINS AT THE STAKE AND THEN HAVE CAKE. OH LOOK I MADE A RHYME. SENPAI SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY EVEN IF IT MEANS HE DIES-"

"I don't care." Kyoya interrupted bitterly.

"Why is this club so freaking weird?" Haruhi asked with a sigh.

"I don't know. To be honest this is just a filler chapter. Every part in this story is 2 parts author, 1 part canon episode. So if anyone has any ideas we can stop with half ass chapters like this." Kaoru shrugged.

"Now would be a good time to comment a suggestion." Hikaru deadpanned.

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I'm running low on ideas, help.

Ich werde tun, was ich böse will
I will do what I want to do

Thank you for reading!