The White Rose

Chapter 4

"Tamaki just realized our guests write gay fanfiction about us."
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Senpai No
Senpai Yes!

"Hey Tama-chan, how many fangirls does it take to summon a demon?" Kaito asked cheerfully.

"Why would they want to summon a demon?" Tamaki asked, horrified.

"None, because they're already demons." He snickered, watching Tamaki's face slowly twist into terror.

"Demons are real?" He whimpered.

"I don't know Tama-chan. Are they?" Kaito smiled darkly.

"Ta~ma~ki~!" One of his regulars sang before touching his arm.

"Kyaaaaaa!!!!!" Tamaki shrieked and sprinted away.

"Kaito-senpai you scared Tamaki again?" Kaoru asked.

"Yes." He said with no hint of remorse.

"I bet we could scare him more." Hikaru challenged.

"Ah, I see the young students have challenged thy master."

"What the actual hell are they talking about?" Haruhi asked Mori who only smiled.

"Yes. We. Have." Hikaru said with a smirk.

"I haven't." Kaoru piped up.

"Yes you have." Hikaru didn't even look back.

"We're going to lose."

"No we're not, do you trust me?"

"Yeah sure, Aladdin."

"Don't sass me mister."

"Well apparently I'm Jasmine, so that's a
Missy to you."

Kaito watched lazily as the the two traded sass with each other, casually turning his head to Honey and mouthing 'these guys.'

Honey giggled as Kaoru finally stuck his tongue at Hikaru who huffed and turned back.

"When Tamaki-senpai gets too scared, he cries in the janitor closet and grows three buckets of mushrooms, first to make him do it wins."

"Okay, rewards and punishments?" Kaito asked smoothly.

"Whoever wins takes a month off of cleaning up Tamaki's mess and harvesting his mushrooms." Kaito raised an eyebrow and nodded.

"Loser has to take over the harvesting of Tamaki's mushrooms and wake up Honey-senpai from his nap." Hikaru said confidently.

"Fuck that." Kaoru snorted and tried to walk away but Hikaru grabbed his arm with a cheery smile.

"I hate you."

"Love you too Jasmine."

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Round 1

Hikaru and Kaoru creeped up on Tamaki, both with a blanket over their head.