Please dont think of me poorly after this fic, its made entirely as a joke (and for my own entertainment bc im at my immature cousins' house without wifi)
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You know those long wiggly pink things that humans call "worms"? Yeah, well I'm one of those, but we call ourselves coolcats. There are many coolcats in the underground, but I specifically live in Section 666 of the underground. To be exact, I'm part of the 3rd family in the 420th CC (coolcat) Tunnel in Section 666. 4 CC families live in each Tunnel, and there are 4 lanes in a Section. So, now that you know where I live, let me tell you my name. Winona Wales Wexter. We Wexters own the only shop (a.k.a. outhouse) in the whole Section, so we're quite respected. That, plus my father is the watcher of the Section, meaning he's one of the 10 coolcats in the underground who watch over the nearby Sections. Each watcher watches approximately 100 sections. I, on the other hand, get treated like complete dirt (lol get it). No one cares about the watchers' children, especially not if they're agender. Most coolcats are male+female, female+male, male, or female, but here I am, agender. Man, life as an agender coolcat is pretty damn hard (like fr poor winona doesnt deserve this,, or do they you dk their backstory oops). The only other agender coolcat lives on the 424th Tunnel, and they hate me because of my father being a watcher..bUT THEYRE PRETTY DAMN CUTE. Their pink creases are so hot and I really want to stick my second head right in their pink coolcat mouth..but they don't like me like that. (Comment for coolcat smut in the future bc 😩👌. Also pls dont judge me after this.) Ugh, I need to rest, (then i can dream about their hot pink creases amirite) I'm thinking sexually again.
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Author's favorite quote of this chapter: "Their pink creases are so hot and I really want to stick my second head right in their pink coolcat mouth..."
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that authors fav quote thing is only there bc i wanted to rewrite that part (;
I know no one wanted this
I hope no one wanted this
But i stg writing this was hella fun im
Also soz for all the author's notes they're necessary for comedic reasons, kiddos
bye -Lily
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Hororthat worm fanfiction that i wrote based on evies bad spelling (that is still somehow better than mine?? ?)and no one really wanted written with details and i made it longer than one paragraph enjoy kiddos
