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3-Boxes

Idk why anyone likes this but okay
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When I finally woke up, it seemed I was around hundreds of other coolcats and large, brown boxes filled with...trash(aka me)? I looked around and, sure enough, I was also in a large brown box. I heard a familiar voice, snapping me out of my confused state.

"Winona, is that you?"
"W-Winston?"
"Y-y-yes. I need your help!"
"With what?"
"Freeing me, I've got my second head stuck in the corner of this box, which seems to be homemade as it wasn't made very well.."
"Wait, I think I see you..I'm coming!"

And that's when time stopped. I was face-to-face with Winston, and I have to admit, they looked hella cute stuck in a box. Oh, the things I could do..

"Winnie?"

Winnie? Oh god, they called me Winnie. They just gave me a cute nickname, what do I do?

"Stonnie?"

What type of nickname is Stonnie? Fuck, here I am screwing my chances again. Wait, did I just hear a giggle?

"Winnie, you've been talking out loud this whole time.."

I wiggled away as fast as I could. You idiot, you were speaking OUT FUCKING LOUD! Once I finally got it together, I noticed I left Stonnie (goddamn stonnie is such a bad nickname) trapped! I immediately turned around and squirmed back to them.

"I-I'm sorry! I'm such a bad coolc-"
"Don't sweat it, babe."

Ohmyfuckinggodtheycalledmebabehelpamifuckingdreamingasdfghjkl

"No, I just wanted to hear your reaction to me calling you babe." (THATS SO FUCKING MEAN WINSTON ASDFGHJKL)
"Oh."

After that, everything was a blur. I yanked Winston so hard I ripped them in half, I screamed, the box was tipped, it went black.
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Ok i understand why you guys like this again ((: SO MUCH DRAMA AND NOT ENOUGH COMEDY MAKES IT INTENSE
comments on this chappy?
trying to make this slightly less sexual bc people from school follow me, oops

Have a good night kiddos -Lily