I might finish the whole story in one night because i know everyone wants that (this keeps un-bolding itself STOP YOU SHITTY LITTLE CUMBUCKET I WILL FIGHT YOU)
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Today was a pretty shitty day. I awkwardly met that coolcat (their name is winston west warthog forgot to mention that last chappy and im 2 lazy 2 edit) at the shop, and they happened to wriggle right next to me. Damn, Winston, why do you make my life so difficult?
"Hi Winona."
"Oh..hey Winston."
"Why do you sound so disappointed?"
Winona:[giggles]
Winston:[gets boner]
"I'm sorry, Winona," I can't do this. "Bye."
"Oh..bye."
Winona:[mini mental sigh]
I honestly wish that's how it had gone. It was really just a second of awkward eye contact and me running away mid-pee. (This is basically what would happen with me tbh) I regret not saying anything. That was my moment and I spoiled it. Spoiled my chances with Winston for fucking ever. God, I hate myself. I noticed I was suddenly nearing the surface of the underground. I heard voices. I saw a silvery shine, and then it all went black.
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Sorry its short but thats an ok place to start a new chappy
Evie do u want more (im assuming yes bc i left it on a cliffhanger)????
YOU ARE READING
We're Soilmates
Horrorthat worm fanfiction that i wrote based on evies bad spelling (that is still somehow better than mine?? ?)and no one really wanted written with details and i made it longer than one paragraph enjoy kiddos
