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***7 years ago***
"Hey Johnnie?" I had to see if he was really cheating on me or not. I had heard the rumors, even seen some of the rumors bee proven true. Now, to see if he could tell the truth and bee a manly bopper (bee).
"Yeah, Jordan?" Now was the time I had to ask.
"Do you love me?" He looked scared and his next answer was heartbreaking.
"N-not really."
A different voice spoke up, and it sounded familiar. I believe their name was Morgan.
"Well, honey, (bee proud of my puns) this is why same-bopper relationships are wrong. They always leave you, and when they do, you'll just bee (I'll stop) sad. Take my advice. Stick to the oppo-bop. It'll help you," the sidder (spider) said. Morgan Sidder works at Apple Spider, the most popular restaurant on the ground. That's actually where Johnnie and I bought this meal that we're eating on this here floopzer (flower). Her name is actually Polina, but we call her Pollena Floopzer because shes always the first floppzer to bee pollenated on Mondays.
"Well, I'd like to stay gay because females like you are typically quite ruder." I rarely snap, but my life is not her business.
"Suit yourself. Bye."
***present***
Johnnie still hasn't told me the truth. I should've listened.
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