I was walking down the street when I saw a man with a cigarette in his hand under a light post. I saw him pull out his lighter and flick it on. As soon as his thumb hit the presser button the street light went out. He took his thumb off the presser button and street light came back on. He did this about five more times until he ran off screaming "LATER MUGGLES!!"
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HumorFrom Satan not flushing the toilet to my male cousin being pregnant, I have short stories from my life