My male cousin grabbed his mom and brought her in to the living room. He sat her down on the couch, then proceeded to sit and stare at his hands. I could tell his mom was worried as he looked up and said with a totally strait face: "Mom... I'm pregnant!" My aunt then jumped up and began to go on and on about "I raised you better!" and a whole lot of "OH MY GOD!!'s" for about ten minutes. Her face went stone cold as she looked at her son and walked out of living room. To this day he'll stuff pillows up his shirt to make fun of his mom.
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Holy flunk
MizahFrom Satan not flushing the toilet to my male cousin being pregnant, I have short stories from my life